Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but because of this newfound power, you are extremely dangerous in your sleep, and if you have any "bad" thoughts, they happen without you being able to filter them.

I wish I could manipulate time however I so desired, without it having any adverse effects on my age and/or health.

[Nudi]

Granted, but it affects everybody else. Whether you go back or forward in time, people will age for that amount.

I wish I had more to look forward to during the next few days of boredom

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you have so much to do, you can't even breathe!

I wish that I'd win the lottery.

[Falcon537]

Granted, you've been selected to go to The Island! Congratulations! Your friends will miss you dearly, but your sponsor will appreciate your organs.

Genie, I wish for your freedom!

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted, and with his powers and being free he decides to make you his new toy to do with what he wants.

I wish electricity didn't cost so much especially in the summer.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,it now costs so much during every other season,except summer where you get no electricity at all.

I wish Spongebob was real and he was my best friend,hes on my wave length!

[DownButStillOut]

Granted, and to match wavelength literally, you are now completely yellow.

I wish could actually draw.

[Akshak]

Granted but it's only with your manhood which results in you getting the cops called on you every time you get the artistic urge in public.

I wish I was back on vacation on the beach in south Texas.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,your now a South Texas beach pebble.

I wish i could use Akshak to skim across the water.

[Akshak]

Granted but I'm also hot as hell (sounds like you don't know south Texas during the summer) and burn your hands so bad you're unable to pleasure yourself or anyone else for that matter.

I wish Wayne would also develop the worst case of crotch itch after burning his hands.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but using his psychic powers, he forces you to take care of it for him.

I wish I had some apple pie.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. You have some apple pie, then I ate it om nom nom.

I wish my English class didn't teach us such pointless topics.

[DownButStillOut]

Granted, But you fail the class

I wish I had a straight jacket!

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it's tied into a knot, on the ground.

I wish my ear didn't hurt.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but everything else hurts, and you're sick (as per usual).

I wish more people know about IceBearGod (favorably).

[ghostkitteh]

Hah, jokes on you, I'm already sick!

Granted, but everyone knows that the only one, true god is The Grand Supreme Goddess Empress of the Entire Universe, aka me.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. You are now extremely productive to the point where your day ends with you collapsing onto your bed every night and only sleeping 3 hours a night.

I wish the world would be more BearGod accessible without me having to force it upon itself.

[Akshak]

Granted but it's also more accessible to ManHunterGod who opens up season on BearGod. Run Bear RUN!

I wish more people would elevate me to the same god-like status as BearGod, IceBearGod and ManBearPig.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,you are now BearGods shadow,enjoy the new life!

I wish i was a god among men,and a pornstar among women!

[icedwarrior]

Granted, you're known to all as "The Chubby Funster", gay pornstar extraordinaire!

I wish more people would know that it's my 24th birthday today.