1. #7681
    Granted, but you have no friends and are forced to solo queue for everything.

    I wish I could find something to do... =(
    Master of Things to DO

  2. #7682
    you found it, but now you can't stop doing it and cannot do anything else.

    Let's be absurd here...

    I wish I could be a robotic dinosaur...

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    Granted but you fail to specify what kind of robotic dinosaur and you are now a robotic version of the Nemicolopterus and since you're the smallest around you live in constant fear of the Robotic Tyrannasaurus Rex.

    I wish I could figure out how the hell my wife thinks just a quarter of the time.


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  4. #7684
    Granted you figure out what the other 75% of the time she is actually thinking about:

    25% - Thinks about how she wishes she never met you
    10% - Thinks about her native Alien planet and all the friends she left behind.
    15% - Thinks of eating the cat
    25% - Thinks of how hot Justin Bieber is.

    I wish for nothing!

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    Granted, you got nothing not even any friends,money or a house you now have nowhere to go

    I wish i had a neverending supply of beer next to me

  6. #7686
    Granted, but it's the worst beer in the world, and every sip of it gives you a heart attack, brain tumors, and other bad stuff.

    I wish, oh I wish, for a fish, on a silver dish.

  7. #7687
    Granted. You now have a fish on a silver dish...which I proceed to eat and leave you bones.

    I wish I could telekinetically make Akshak and Icedwarrior fight each other in MORTAL KOMBAT

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    Granted, they now fight each other mortal kombat style but it's the most painful fight you have ever seen as your telekinesis doesn't work properly so they keep gaining their own will back so it looks ridiculous to look at it

    I wish I could trap someone in an infinite laberinth

  9. #7689
    Granted, but you trap yourself in it, along with an infinite amount of monsters.

    I wish I didn't have a stomachache.

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    Granted, you now have a headache that is 5 times worse than your stomachache instead.

    I wish I had a slice of cake.
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  11. #7691
    Granted, but it's poisoned to such a degree, anyone in a 150 mile radius instantly dies.

    I wish a had magic video game jumping powers. Leap over skyscrapers? Yes please.

  12. #7692
    Bah posting within seconds...

    Quote Originally Posted by lolcats121 View Post
    Granted, you now have a headache that is 5 times worse than your stomachache instead.

    I wish I had a slice of cake.
    Granted. But the cake is a lie.

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but it's poisoned to such a degree, anyone in a 150 mile radius instantly dies.

    I wish a had magic video game jumping powers. Leap over skyscrapers? Yes please.
    Granted. But you leap so high you fly out of orbit and onto Pluto.

    I wish I had the portal gun that worked properly and my limbs couldn't be severed by the portals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BearGod-Siel View Post
    Granted. But you leap so high you fly out of orbit and onto Pluto.

    I wish I had the portal gun that worked properly and my limbs couldn't be severed by the portals.
    Granted. But you don't find any surface to attach your portals to.

    I wish I could type on the computer with telekinesis acurately.

  14. #7694
    Granted, but you can only do it with other peoples computers, and it's random.

    I wish all my friends were completely happy, for the rest of their lives.

  15. #7695
    Granted, too bad that their Happy Lives will only last 3 seconds longer.

    I wish you would stop to corrupt all those wishes^^

  16. #7696
    Granted, but you did not say that your wish was incorruptable, so from now on, it's YOUR wish that corrupts all others xD

    I wish this thread never ends.

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    Granted, this thread won't end even after the earth has disappeared or even when the universe is about to end there will always be someone here to post

    I wish BearGod, Mynta, Icedwarrior, Akshak and Edos would turn into lego pieces

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    Granted but because this thread goes on for eternity you forget to bath, eat, sleep and breathe and subsequently die. Hope you have clothes for size 0!

    I wish that if I ever get telekinetically controlled for Mortal Kombat that I have cool end moves like Shang Tsung.


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  19. #7699
    Granted, but no super awesome mortal kombat music to go with it !

    I wish, to be able to travel from planet to planet in an instant...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pkm View Post
    I wish, to be able to travel from planet to planet in an instant...
    Granted, but you can only visit uninhabitable planets and die from lack of oxygen.

    I wish I was a vampire.

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