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    Granted but Binkamus now acts moody like all women at that time of the month and he's now the ugliest woman alive - and has a thing for female BearGod's.

    I wish we could round up all of the politicians and ship them to a remote island out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean....just before the creatures from Pacific Rim wake up.


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    Granted but you have to take them there yourself.

    I wish for either great memory or a longer penis.

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    wait what? dammit...

    Granted, your memory is now better than it was before but since you can't remember anything at all you are better at not remembering anything.

    I wish for the most delicious bacon and eggs right about now
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    Granted, however the money will be taken from your bank account.

    I wish that i wasn't sick anymore.

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    Granted but everyone around you is given germs can't assail you anymore. You're now awash in a sea of vomit and "the runs" from the sickness surrounding you.

    I wish I had some hot and sexy teachers back in my days in high school like the ones kids these days have - not the grotesque monstrosities I had to attend class for.


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    Granted. But the biggest hottest beefiest male chose you as his play toy. And he's into Sadism.

    I wish Majad would stop posting in PvM.

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    Granted but now Majad is posting those lewd pictures you sent him in every other forum and doing so with the blessing of each section's moderators - just to amuse themselves. You've now become cannon fodder for the "Funny Pictures" thread in the Fun Stuff forum.

    I wish I would've remembered to pick up hookers and beer last night.


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    Granted, but the hookers were dead and the beer was warm and had holes in the can. You get arrested for the murders.

    I wish I had the best job in the world.

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    Granted, You are not CEO of the world bank but the pressure of the job gets to you so much you kill yourself

    I wish i could talk about fight club

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutland View Post
    I wish i could talk about fight club
    Granted, but you spoke about it before you wished you could, so you still get your teeth kicked in.

    I wish I could control what I dream.
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    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
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    So all vegans want to kill animals.

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    Granted but you get this ability on the night you dream about attending a Furries Convention where the people are actually attractive. Using your new found ability you change them to overweight, rather large men who want to do nothing but dry hump anyone not in a furry costume - namely you.

    I wish the dead hookers and empty beer cans would clean themselves up.


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    Granted, a mysterious janitor comes from nowhere and cleans it up but you still have to go jail for the murders but something goes wrong during transport and you are stuck in an endless time-loop where the prison guard beats you with his baton and you have to see and feel this everytime

    I wish I could stand outside the time-loop with popcorn and laugh at Akshak

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    ^^^ I actually can its called "Lucid Dreaming" and i do it regular nights its well fun,its like a video game that i never paid for

    Granted your outside the loop,by a fraction of a second resulting in you getting the baton in the face all the time.

    I wish the baton would get inserted into Binkys anus but one of those with the new side handles.

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    Hey, i have tried that Lucid dreaming thing and even tho i only tried a couple of times it still feel kinda odd

    Granted, but the baton misses me due to my awesome reaction and hits Akshak again...dammit Wayne why do you have to do this to poor Akshak

    I wish BearGod with some superhero tights would fly down from the sky and roar away the time-loop and beat Wayne and lock him in an eternal prison.

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    Granted. he's locked in that prison with Akshak, and they both get beaten in all the wrong places every 15 minutes.

    I wish blueobelisk returned so I could continue abusing him with my wishes.

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    Granted,hes here in spirit,coz hes dead. HA!

    I wish i didnt laugh at funerals.

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    You'll not laugh at funerals, you'll fart.

    I wish for more wishes.

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    Granted but by wishing for more wishes your head becomes overloaded with all the possibilities and subsequently explodes covering Wayne with your grey matter.

    I wish the time loop would break cause I hate being this close to Binkamus during our beatings cause he cries too loud.


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    Granted, the time loop breaks but binkamus does the opposite and now laughs excessivly

    I wish i had a pet giraffe that i could ride around also it lives forever

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    Granted, you have a giraffe that you ride around on while I follow you around as a hungry bear to take a bite of the giraffe which makes him drop you and I end up eating you.

    I wish I had a root beer float to wash Rutland down.

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