Granted. There is no government, so political parties wither away and die. A benevolent Beaver overlord takes control, and demands only that dams be built in his honor. Unfortunately, the Rio Grande is heavily damned and a massive wave crashes through Houston and the rest of Texas. The benevolent beaver overlord then allows Greece to move in, and they come with all their crazy parties and take over.
I wish I could type as fast as I could think and develop sentences.