1. #7901
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    Wtf is with your avatar.

    Granted, but Mynta is a horrible leader who only looks out for himself. Since you have access to magical powers Mynta puts you in a large kitchen to produce cupcakes and pancakes 24/7 since he was jealous I didn't invite you guys to the party we threw. But. Your magical shit isn't the same as my sweet tasting home made food, so the army gets sad and kills themselves.

    I wish Blood Fox would die in every single game he ever plays the first opportunity presents itself. (Ex. If it's a mafia game, he gets NKed N1.)

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    whats with YOUR avatar
    dawww i think blue is just mad i kill him n1 every game rember that time iw as an illu and made you shoot yourself? fun times!

    Granted but i get tired of dieing so much i find and kill anyone IRL who kills me in game

    I wish blue's food killed anyone who ate it
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Granted. Since my food is seemingly innocent but deadly I get hired by criminals to kill other people. I get rich and I get bitches.

    My first job? Kill this weird Fox guy who pretends to be mafia online and then shows up randomly serial killing people in real life.

    I wish Binkamus Prime knew that I admired the "Prime" part of his name because: Optimus Prime :OOO.

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    Granted, You made me aware of that you admire the 'Prime' part of my name and therefore you just got awesome and access to any type power you want but since you only admire a part of my name you get a little part of the powers.

    I wish Beargod would be Akshaks slave and in turn Akshak being Blueobelisks slave for a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Binkamus Prime View Post
    Granted, You made me aware of that you admire the 'Prime' part of my name and therefore you just got awesome and access to any type power you want but since you only admire a part of my name you get a little part of the powers.

    I wish Beargod would be Akshaks slave and in turn Akshak being Blueobelisks slave for a day.
    granted, but everyone on this thread, including you, Blue, Askshak and Beargod will in turn be my slave army. and i'm not talking about the "unpaid labor" kind... oh, and they'll have to wear whatever costume I want them to. but they only need to be my slave one week at a time.

    I wish Blue became this week's slave and dressed up in an adult Ahsoka Tano costume, complete with the right gender.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  6. #7906
    Granted, but...you become next weeks? And Blue hates you forever.

    I wish I had a cookie.

  7. #7907
    Granted you now have living breathing pet cookie thaty has emotions and can feel pain

    I wish they made sunblock that acutally blocked out the sun for the rest fof the day... no year.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but...you become next weeks? And Blue hates you forever.

    I wish I had a cookie.
    so nothing really changes concerning Blue. thought it wouldn't.

    Granted. your cookie is a special tracking cookie made by the US government which transmits every website you visit, even those you don't visit through any of the PRISM websites, and it also publicizes your credentials for every website you visit. oh, and it makes every page you visit redirect to a porn website after 10 seconds (2 seconds at work) with the volume set to max.

    Btw, is moderation in this thread lighter than elsewhere? I got the idea that a lot of things said here which would insult people are skimmed over because the thread is far more lighthearted and everyone mostly realizes that everything is said jokingly.

    I wish I was the ultimate human being.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blood fox View Post
    Granted you now have living breathing pet cookie thaty has emotions and can feel pain

    I wish they made sunblock that acutally blocked out the sun for the rest fof the day... no year.
    granted, but it makes you sweat profusely and everywhere you stand for more than 10 seconds leaves a big puddle beneath you.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    I think Mynta forgot her Banhammer somewhere, atleast don't remind her otherwise she might use it that reminds me i ate some food that was named Mynta today

    Granted, you are the ultimate human being but you are locked up in a lab and the scientists perform horrible experiments on you every day to determine if you are the ultimate human being.

    I wish Akshak and Beargod would be my maids for the day, yes maids and not butlers so i can see their humiliating expression on their faces

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    Granted, but it turns out, they both look surprisingly good in maid outfits, and then seduce you into becoming one too.

    I wish I could remember the name of the movie I'm trying to think of the name of.

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    Granted. It's that one movie. With that one guy, with the face.

    I wish people would make wishes about me. I feel so left out.

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    Granted.

    I wish Iced was taken in as a test subject for that drug they gave to Captain America to make him strong, except instead of making him strong it makes him EVEN MORE of a dork. Like 100x how scrawny and nerdy CA was before his steroids.

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    Oh I was gonna corrupt some extra wishes but I'm on iPad, I'll do it later,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Binkamus Prime View Post
    I wish Beargod would be Akshaks slave and in turn Akshak being Blueobelisks slave for a day.
    Granted. In the chain hierarchy, Beargod becomes my slave, and I just have two slaves instead of having one. My first order for these two slaves are to go get jobs that net them 6 digit salaries and give me the money. They do this for the rest of their lives.

    Quote Originally Posted by Temperance Brennan View Post
    I wish Blue became this week's slave and dressed up in an adult Ahsoka Tano costume, complete with the right gender.
    Granted. (Holy shit I google imaged that name and I swear I scanned through and couldn't find one actual picture, it was all perverted fan art.) I dress up and I'm the slave for the week and I also have the gender and look like the chick.

    Uhhhhm. I take my lightsaber (I think I get one, she has one in all these pictures) and cut nzall's hand off. It was nzall's...uhhh...""good"" hand, so it's an aweful shame that Mynta (who got transformed into that ugly fat slug guy) takes me as his slave and I'm forced to do all sorts of stuff and nzall can't do anything.

    My former wish stands.

    I wish Iced was taken in as a test subject for that drug they gave to Captain America to make him strong, except instead of making him strong it makes him EVEN MORE of a dork. Like 100x how scrawny and nerdy CA was before his steroids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted.
    I wish Iced was taken in as a test subject for that drug they gave to Captain America to make him strong, except instead of making him strong it makes him EVEN MORE of a dork. Like 100x how scrawny and nerdy CA was before his steroids.
    Granted, But as a result, because he is now a SUPER!!!!!! Dork, with you dressed and looking like Ahsoka Tano(man even kids shows have fanservice these days), he falls madly in love with you, and you cannot stop him from wooing you, and the next day you two are married, and have twins on the way.

    I wish Lucas still had the rights to StarWars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    Granted, But as a result, because he is now a SUPER!!!!!! Dork, with you dressed and looking like Ahsoka Tano(man even kids shows have fanservice these days), he falls madly in love with you, and you cannot stop him from wooing you, and the next day you two are married, and have twins on the way.

    I wish Lucas still had the rights to StarWars
    Granted, but Lucas now has amnesia and only recreates the same movies he had made in the past. Then sells the rights back to Disney.

    I wish I could be like superman.

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    Granted, you make no money in your day job and anytime you see a rock you pass out.

    I wish Ridesdel helped me with this 15 minute presentation tomorrow. (Oh God).

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    Granted, but it's so terrible, you get lynched.

    I wish the transmission in our SUV didn't go out today. So much for moving soon...

  17. #7917
    Granted. But now your A/C doesn't work.

    I wish I could get this financial aid stuff sorted out at university.

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    Granted, your expenses are all covered, but you fail out of class (or are late and get lowered marks like certain people we know) and they expel you from your school and no other school will accept you. So you work at an ordinary job since you have no degree.

    And by ordinary, I mean you get to work part time cashiering the drive through at White Castle.

    I wish Zhimii gave me free White Castle samples. And they're totally clean and not poisoned.

  19. #7919
    Granted, however there are mini bombs in them that wll go off in 30 minutes.... better pass that food fast!

    I wish that there were no such things as children. people are born at the ripe age of 21.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Granted, but because of this, everyone is born at 21, and age in reverse (21 --> 20 --> 19 ... --> 0) and die. Thanks, Blood fox.

    I wish I had an iced army of my very own, that would obey my every command.

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