1. #8081
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    Granted, but your new PC spontaneously combusts.

    I wish I had some apple pie.
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

  2. #8082
    Granted, but it's old and moldy.

    I wish I had a $1,000.



  3. #8083
    Granted. It's put into your social security fund. When you get to age 67 (probably age 70 by the time you reach there) you'll get it.

    I wish I got into an awesome sword fight and cut someone's arm off and they lived the rest of their life trying to get revenge on me.
    If you think there's an 'e' in "ridiculous" or an 'a' in "definitely" I probably won't read the rest of your post.

  4. #8084
    Granted, except now, you fall down a staircase and end up paralyzed while the one armed man secretly laughs at you daily, as he is now your next door neighbor.

    I wish my cat would stop crapping so much.

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    Granted, your cat stops altogether and explodes because of the stored poop.

    I wish I could could control the flow of time.
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Granted you now control time,but only enough to correct that "could could" double post.

    I wish i wasnt such a grammar nazi.

  7. #8087
    Granted, but now "u typ lik tis al te tim" and it annoys everyone so much, you are forced to leave the forums.

    I wish I had thirty solid platinum bars.



  8. #8088
    Granted, but you have to carry it in your book bag and no amount of money in the world can fix your poor posture and hunched back now.

    I wish Wayne would give me something cool from GTA5. I tried to buy an in game website but all the domain names were taken.
    If you think there's an 'e' in "ridiculous" or an 'a' in "definitely" I probably won't read the rest of your post.

  9. #8089
    Granted. He has sent you a .jpg of the physical box of GTA5. Nothing else. Pretty cool!

    I wish I had a personal snuggler.

  10. #8090
    Granted, you have a snuggler, but he puts drugs in whatever you eat. And then he snuggles with your girlfriend.

    Yeah. You have a girlfriend now. And she's hot. But she only loves you because you have the snuggler. Despite that you keep her around because, you know, she's hot.

    I wish I had a bulletproof penthouse with an awesome security system and private elevator.
    If you think there's an 'e' in "ridiculous" or an 'a' in "definitely" I probably won't read the rest of your post.

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    Granted, you have your own smuggler but you realize that the things he smuggled to you are your own stuff

    I wish the Moon had a big creepy smiley face on it and everytime someone looks at it they hear it speak back and say 'there, there everything will be okey' with a malicious voice.

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    Granted but the world ends in three days.

    I wish all foods were healthy for you and you could eat as much as you want.
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

  13. #8093
    Granted but there's a shortage of beverages so you really can't eat too much or you'll suffer of thirst.

    I wish I could make and sell the best meth in the world.
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    Granted you can make and sell it,but nobody wants to buy it,so your screwed.

    I wish Blue woulda asked for something cool to do with GTA V sooner as i woulda have sent him this merchandise.



    (Thats my brothers hand not mine,im not married ladies boosh!)

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    Granted, but it turns out that the merchandise was laced with super deadly stuff, so Blue dies and you go to jail for it.

    I wish all games were released on the PC, including ones originally released as handhelds, and were amazing ports.



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    Granted but any PC you use will immediately crash no matter what if you try to play one.

    I wish I had the money to travel around the world.
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

  17. #8097
    Wayne. When I saw that, I had like that dead serious stare for like 30 seconds in art class. My teacher was like ""Obelisk" put your phone away" and I wasn't even listening."

    :O...................

    I WANT IT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daboogyman View Post
    Granted but any PC you use will immediately crash no matter what if you try to play one.

    I wish I had the money to travel around the world.
    Granted you have the monies to travel,but you get severe depression and just want to stay in your house and play computer games with your cash.

    I wish i knew how bad Blue wanted that keychain toy so i could torture him with it for a few weeks!

  19. #8099
    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    I wish all games were released on the PC, including ones originally released as handhelds, and were amazing ports.
    Granted, all games are released for PC. They all work amazingly well, too. However, the developers decide to put less content in the PC versions since they hate PC for some reason and you only get around 20% of relevant content.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daboogyman View Post
    I wish I had the money to travel around the world.
    Granted, you travel around the world.

    I was gonna corrupt this by saying you'd be in a wheelchair which severely limits you but that sounds mean, I don't think I could do that to anyone lol.

    Granted you travel around the world and you have the money to support yourself. However, the reason you travel around the world is because you're on the run from cops and you can never stay in a single country for more than ten days. You spend the rest of your life travelling with no permanent home, or family or friends.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    I wish i knew how bad Blue wanted that keychain toy so i could torture him with it for a few weeks!
    I want it really bad. Omg. That's the first fucking Heist. And I can take it around and show off all the time since it's a keychain. Not like my view finder that I'm a freak for just randomly having out.

    Especially since GTA Online launches today ogm.

    I wish I had that fucking keychain.
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    Granted you can have it,but ill keep it with me for safety.

    I wish i could see the tears that blueobelisk is shedding right now.

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