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    Granted, but you're walking, spitting jumping etc on Gravity which infuriates Black Hole to no end and he sucks you along with everyone else into the event horizon, welcome to paradise

    I wish to sacrifice Akshak to Black Hole as a offering to soothe his anger

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    Granted but he takes you with him hahahaha

    I wish for a drink since my last wish got me extremely thirsty.

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    Granted but it's a drink of the water from the Portland, Oregon reservoir that they're draining due to the teen who pissed in it. Drink up!

    I wish Binkamus would get ejected from the Black Hole right into dwarf star that was mere seconds away from going supernova.


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    Granted, but Dwarf star gets caught in the Black hole and explodes right above you turning you into Ash while I float around in space

    I wish I could control time and reverse time until im back on earth again

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    Granted. You're on earth again. Rather, your corpse is on earth.

    I wish that inconvenience, everywhere, would be eliminated.

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    Granted but now everyone gets to do what they want the most - lie around naked, drinking beer and fondling themselves - rather than what they need to do - going to work and eating. As a result everyone gets fat and start to resemble victims from the movie Se7en.

    I wish Binkamus' corpse wasn't brought back to earth - he stinks!


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    Granted, but unfortunetly it wasen't my corpse it was yours Akshak I reversed time on myself so im alive and kicking.

    I wish I could revive Akshak into a sloth

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    Granted Akshak the Sloth is now revived but he has a super power TIME FREEZE,all you can do is watch a slow ass sloth crawl towards you at 000000000000.1mph ready to carve you up and eat you.

    I wish all the dragging along the floor from Akshak the Sloth made his claws extra extra sharp for the upcoming blood bath!

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    Granted but now that I'm armed with Time Freeze and kitana-sharp claws I have an insatiable bloodlust and kill anyone I see - and you happen to be awestruck at my power and can't help but gawk. BANNZAAIII!

    I wish I had a kick ass cape to go along with my new found powers.


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    Granted, but your kickass cape was taken from you by Iced and your a sloth so you won't react until he's long gone.

    I wish I had an even more awesome cape than the cape Iced stole from Slothshak

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted Akshak the Sloth is now revived but he has a super power TIME FREEZE,all you can do is watch a slow ass sloth crawl towards you at 000000000000.1mph ready to carve you up and eat you.

    I wish all the dragging along the floor from Akshak the Sloth made his claws extra extra sharp for the upcoming blood bath!
    Granted but Ashak dies from old age while waiting for the sloth. Also, this was made into a TV show and it's the only thing on TV (for you).

    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    Granted but now that I'm armed with Time Freeze and kitana-sharp claws I have an insatiable bloodlust and kill anyone I see - and you happen to be awestruck at my power and can't help but gawk. BANNZAAIII!

    I wish I had a kick ass cape to go along with my new found powers.
    Granted, but someone sees your cape and assumes you can fly, so your good friend Binkamus Prime pushed you off a building (he thought the powers would kick in, like the Human Torch in Fantastic Four), but you just spend forever slowly falling down a building awaiting death.

    Quote Originally Posted by Binkamus Prime View Post
    Granted, but your kickass cape was taken from you by Iced and your a sloth so you won't react until he's long gone.

    I wish I had an even more awesome cape than the cape Iced stole from Slothshak
    Granted. But they lost your cape at the dry cleaners.

    I wish I had my own dry cleaning business.

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    Granted, but literally no one uses it; you go bankrupt rather quickly.

    I wish that my socks wouldn't get wet during work, as they have been the past couple of days. Bleh.

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    Granted, now they are soaked along with your jeans as well.

    I wish for a tasty breakfeast made from the best of chefs and served by my own personal butler Akshak and he has a british accent and the food is not contaminated, poisoned or ruined in anyway to hurt or kill me.

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    Granted but they charge you £500000000,000000000,0000000,000000,0000 for it.

    I wish for everyone to ignore Blueobelisk untill he learns to corrupt the last wish and the last wish only! He must not have a wish granted until said day arrives!

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    Granted but Blue flies into a rage from no one talking to him and proceeds to beat down the last person to wish something about him.

    I wish Blue's dry cleaning business would shrink Binkamus' cape into the size of a napkin.


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    A month? You guys kill yourselves after a month without God?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    I wish for everyone to ignore Blueobelisk untill he learns to corrupt the last wish and the last wish only! He must not have a wish granted until said day arrives!
    Granted. Everyone becomes atheist.

    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    I wish Blue's dry cleaning business would shrink Binkamus' cape into the size of a napkin.
    Granted. Binkamus still uses the cape. Unfortunately the cape was actually bulletproof so now Binkamus, when he goes out playing vigilante at night, is at huge risk of getting shot.

    I wish Binkamus was assigned to patrol the docks where a major deal is going down between mafias, and his bulletproof cape is in poor condition.

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    Granted. Because his bulletproof cape is in such poor condition, he scraps all of his bulletproof-ness, and talks his way into the mafia. He quickly rises the ranks, and becomes the head of the mafia. He tracks you down and kills you. Because reasons.

    I wish I would magically lose weight, down to a healthy weight, and be able to keep it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. Because his bulletproof cape is in such poor condition, he scraps all of his bulletproof-ness, and talks his way into the mafia. He quickly rises the ranks, and becomes the head of the mafia. He tracks you down and kills you. Because reasons.

    I wish I would magically lose weight, down to a healthy weight, and be able to keep it off.
    Granted, but the weight you lose is your limbs.

    I wish that the next movie I see, I find enjoyable and don't hate myself for enjoying it.
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    You can't fight porn on the internet, you may as well declare war on something overwhelming like water on Earth's surface - or something ephemeral like "terror" (lol sorry, had to do it) - or something both overwhelming and ephemeral... like porn on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish I would magically lose weight, down to a healthy weight, and be able to keep it off.
    Granted, but because of your loss of weight you end up eating more and more food just because you can. Despite your weight being healthy, you develop diabetes and have to live with a bag of insulin attached to you wherever you go. You also have to cut off some limbs like Zoaric said.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zoaric View Post
    I wish that the next movie I see, I find enjoyable and don't hate myself for enjoying it.
    Granted, you find the next movie you see enjoyable. What you don't find enjoyable is the $30 million dollars you owe to movie studios since you illegally obtained the movie via pirating.

    And if you were going to the movie theater, then the movie was good but you were alone and you had to sit between fat people.

    I wish Iced had a 7-11 T Shirt.

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    Granted, but Iced robbed you while you were working there so he now has yours and on the way out of the store he jumped up into the air and did a roundhousekick on the Milkshake machine for absolutly no reason at all...

    I wish I had a magical chair

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