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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. Gravity doesn't exist on Earth. It does, however, exist on other planets with other life forms. Seeing Earth in the movie, they decide to overtake us. Thanks, Binkamus.

    I wish to be thoroughly entertained whenever I wished.
    Granted, you are now bolted to a chair forced to watch Twilight every day all day until you die.

    I wish for a pony.
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    Granted, but the pony is severely deformed and mentally retarded.

    I wish I had a boyfriend.

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    granted, your boyfriend is justin bieber.

    I wish this pony wasnt deformed and mentally retarded.
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    Granted, but it's made out of jelly and it's missing half the body because Iced took a bite out of it.

    I wish I had a piano

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    Granted. You now own a piano that has been dropped on your head. You are now dead. But hey, you own a piano!

    I wish that Valve would make more quality SFM, such as Expiration Date.

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    What's SFM.

    Granted, but you lose all of your games.

    I wish I never had to cut my nails again. They just didn't grow anymore.

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    Granted. Your nails (the ones you hammer) never grow. They never did in the first place, but they definitely won't now.

    I wish someone would create an NBA blog. A blog where we could discuss NBA happenings and such. If only someone was interested in doing that...

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    I despise you.

    Granted, except the influential blogger kept the Lakers front office from making good decisions and the Lakers never win a championship again.

    I wish I could buy something that would grow in value in 30 years and make me a billionaire.

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    Granted, but the only thing you can buy are now fedoras.

    I wish I could know everything about a future expansion just before blizzard announces it

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    Granted, Blizzard gives you a phone call and tells you everything about a future expansion, and as soon as they're talking they type the news and reveal it to everyone else.

    I wish I had a puffy jacket.

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    Granted, but the puffiness comes from wriggling worms.

    I wish for one of those fancy Japanese toilets.

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    Granted, but anytime you sit on it a thousand 100' large tentacles will surface from inside the toilet.

    I wish a woodchuck would chuck wood and announce half life 3 100% confirmed.
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    Granted but your fireplace would break down and you ran out of money so you cant pay the electric bill and therefore not play HL3.

    I wish I could fly while sitting in a bowl of spaghetti.

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    Granted but the bowl is super small so you're practically getting raped by using it.

    I wish I had uncuttable wire.

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    Granted but the wire is in a box wrapped in a ribbon made from said uncuttable wire.

    I wish there was a toilet in my office.

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    Granted, it's a normal toilet but it doesn't flush or have any pipes leading to it.

    I wish I had a Cheese,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Binkamus Prime View Post
    Granted, it's a normal toilet but it doesn't flush or have any pipes leading to it.

    I wish I had a Cheese,
    good thing im a plumber irl lol

    You can have a lifetime supply of cheese but its made from the nipple of justin bieber

    i wish for magical bolder that hovers over people i don't like in the street then sometimes it looses its magical floating property at random when over them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zwiggy View Post
    good thing im a plumber irl lol

    You can have a lifetime supply of cheese but its made from the nipple of justin bieber

    i wish for magical bolder that hovers over people i don't like in the street then sometimes it looses its magical floating property at random when over them.
    Granted. Meanwhile, Roseanne Barr just finished using the toilet in your office. You know how fickle Chipolte can be.

    I wish I could find my damn phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Candy View Post
    Granted. Meanwhile, Roseanne Barr just finished using the toilet in your office. You know how fickle Chipolte can be.

    I wish I could fine my damn phone.
    Granted, you fine it £5000, but as seeing as it's a phone, you get no money

    And if you mean find, them granted, but it no longer works because some random cat pee'd on it.

    I wish England's weather was normal.
    This is my Sig, there are many like it, but this one is mine.
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    They were born in the future to alter the past and we killed them recently. Now I've got a headache...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    Granted, you fine it £5000, but as seeing as it's a phone, you get no money

    And if you mean find, them granted, but it no longer works because some random cat pee'd on it.

    I wish England's weather was normal.
    Granted, but since normal just means ''according to the norm'', the new norm will be that it will pour even harder every day. Meanwhile, Adele sets fire to it.

    I wish that I would sell my chairs and sword for a reasonable price.

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