Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Boots can talk to you, but only you. You are driven mad by it, and no one believes you.

I wish for a promotion.

[3DTyrant]

Granted. Boots can talk to you, but only you. You are driven mad by it, and no one believes you.

I wish for a promotion.

Granted, but your boss thinks you're crap in your new position so you get demoted.

I wish for more knowledge about the world

[Deleted]

Granted, you know have more knowledge about rule 34 and everything it is applied to.

I wish I had a can of pasta

[Temp name]

Granted, but you have no way of opening it.

I wish for world peace.. Yes I'm boring.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. However, I misread the wish as 'pieces'. Our world is now in multiple pieces.

I wish that there was more 'legitimate' competition for Steam.

[mahonisaya]

Granted however it is a joint company owned by Google and Facebook.

I wish that I had a potato

[icedwarrior]

Granted. However, it is GLaDOS, and she reverts and kills you.

I wish that when I die, it is a quick and painless death.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you die in a car accident and the doctors revive you and then you die a painful death and since you technically died twice you end up with two souls and a personality disorder

I wish for a thin red line

[Deleted]

Granted, but you die in a car accident and the doctors revive you and then you die a painful death and since you technically died twice you end up with two souls and a personality disorder

I wish for a thin red line

Granted, but it is not yours and you can only see it online.

I wish for a War of the Ancients movie.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, however it's made by 'Shamalamadingdong, on par with The Last Airbender.

I wish that sleep was unnecessary; that we would be fully functional with no health problems.

[Deleted]

Granted, however it's made by 'Shamalamadingdong, on par with The Last Airbender.

I wish that sleep was unnecessary; that we would be fully functional with no health problems.

Granted, however as humanity no longer needs sleep the law changes, and workers can be required to do full 24 hour days, every day. You end up with no free time after your boss fires half the staff to streamline his team, and you lose your mind as a result of the monotony of constant work.

Edit: I forgot my wish! I wish for a perfectly cooked medium steak.

[krunksmash]

Granted, however it's made by 'Shamalamadingdong, on par with The Last Airbender.

I wish that sleep was unnecessary; that we would be fully functional with no health problems.

Granted your now an emotionless android.

I wish the earth would be invaded by aliens.

[Deleted]

Granted, the earth is invaded and they sell off the planet and every surviving earthling into slavery

I wish I had a sand castle

[icedwarrior]

Granted. However, it was placed near the ocean, and was never able to be made in any sense of the word because of the water.

I wish there was a 'magical pill' that caused humans to lose their desired amount of weight. And it was affordable, without health side-effects.

[Deleted]

Granted, everyone that takes the pill becomes a drone under command of the pharmacutics companies

I wish for a banana

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You obtain a banana...that is currently in the stomach of a monkey.

I wish for a pet monkey that will obey my commands and not injure me.

[Deleted]

Granted, however it's the monkey that has eaten my banana so I'll have to operate on it, and I'm not a qualified surgeon.

I wish for more wishes

[mittacc]

Granted, however it's the monkey that has eaten my banana so I'll have to operate on it, and I'm not a qualified surgeon.

I wish for more wishes

Granted, they do however just last for a nano-second before everything reverts back to normal.

I wish roids didn't have any side-effects so I could consider taking them.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You get one additional wish. Problem is, it's only valid for a limited time, and you can't think of anything to wish for while it's active.

I wish roids didn't have any side-effects so I could consider taking them.

Granted. Roids have no side-effects, but because of this medical-breakthrough, the costs skyrocket, because of the insane demand. You cannot afford them.

I wish for a book full of humorous jokes.

[krunksmash]

Granted, however it's the monkey that has eaten my banana so I'll have to operate on it, and I'm not a qualified surgeon.

I wish for more wishes

granted but you can now only wish for more wishes

I wish for super powers.