Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

Granted. However, you get shot immediately. So much for flying away from your problems.

I wish for free donuts for everyone!

[Deleted]

Granted, but it's you who paid for them.

I wish everyone became cats

[Nekrotix]

Granted, but they all charge at you and start scratching your eyes out. Viciously.

I wish I could get the Ashes of Al'ar

[Deleted]

Granted, but you DC when you loot it and since it's a realm restart so you have to farm Kael again to get it.

I wish everyone could do whatever they wanted whenever they wanted.

[P for Pancetta]

I wish everyone could do whatever they wanted whenever they wanted.

Granted, everyone is given their own private earth.

I wish for evil aliens to conquer the universe (and earth).

[Farseer]

Granted, everyone is given their own private earth.

I wish for evil aliens to conquer the universe (and earth).

Granted, but before they arrived everyone on Earth escaped through the Dark Portal to Alternative Timeline Earth where there are no evil aliens.

I wish for... World peace!

[Banshee Prince]

Granted! Humanity is wiped out (By evil aliens, who then leave this world) and the world is now at peace!

I wish for a pony.

[Deleted]

Granted, but evil aliens has already wiped out all life so there are no ponies.

I wish for a ring

[Doctor Amadeus]

Granted, but evil aliens has already wiped out all life so there are no ponies.

I wish for a ring

Granted but once you put the ring on you can never take it off without cutting off your finger.

I wish I was on my own private island with Jessica Alba walking around always naked.

[Akshak]

Granted but she now has every STD known to exist thanks to 3DTyrant and her left boob is slowing rotting away.

I wish someone shot video of my mini-Akshak destroying Binkamus' house.

[Deleted]

Granted, but it wasn't my house it was your house that you gave to me.

I wish the next guy became a grammar nazi

[Nekrotix]

granted but Hes the ironic kind of gramer nazi who suck's at grammer hisself

i wish that i could get my hw done instead of wasting time here

[Akshak]

Granted but you completely butcher your homework due to gross misspellings and overuse of abbreviations.

I wish someone would drop a tactical nuke on Binkamus' house in retaliation since I apparently trashed my own.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the nuke is a dud so it just sits there in my living room and...nothing happens, it just takes up a lot of space, thanks!

I wish I had a cardboard box that could connect to distant places.

[Akshak]

Granted but those distant places are random septic tanks around the world - every time you step out of your Tardis Box: Cardboard Edition you find yourself neck deep in poop.

I wish for a Guinness brewery to be built outside of Scotland and within stumbling distance of my house here in the southern US.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, however they're immediately shut down because of numerous health violations.

I wish that whenever anyone has a dream, that dream eventually comes true (happens IRL).

[apepi]

Granted, however they're immediately shut down because of numerous health violations.

I wish that whenever anyone has a dream, that dream eventually comes true (happens IRL).

It happens, but all the nightmares also come true.

I wish fir two more wishes!

[3DTyrant]

Granted but she now has every STD known to exist thanks to 3DTyrant and her left boob is slowing rotting away.

I wish someone shot video of my mini-Akshak destroying Binkamus' house.

Not been here in a couple of days since my last post, you made me laugh like a madman.

Back to the game:

Granted, you now have two more wishes that can be used by anyone

I wish apepi's two new wishes turned into helium balloons and floated away.

[Nekrotix]

Granted, but they're tied to your hands and you float away into the atmosphere.

I wish I could become a woman and see what it's like to be one for a day.

[Mellrod]

Granted, but they're tied to your hands and you float away into the atmosphere.

I wish I could become a woman and see what it's like to be one for a day.

Granted, but the day you become a woman is coincidentally the day you start your period, and you can't have any fun without experiencing intense cramps while you surf the crimson wave.

I wish I could shapeshift into a man-sized centipede made of toddlers.