Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Akshak]

Granted but you find out his "pet snake" is actually a euphemism for a body part and that he's actually a registered sex offender.

I wish October would hurry up so the new seasons for The Walking Dead and Supernatural start.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, however, the shows are delayed.

I wish it was the Fall season already.

[Deleted]

Granted, everything that should've come out before fall has now been cancelled because you wished it to be fall now so you mess up everything and everyone is out looking for you.

I wish I had a croissant

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but that croissant has a mystery substance in the middle. I wouldn't eat that if I were you...

I wish I was thoroughly happy and entertained.

[Deleted]

Granted, after putting Akshak and Blueobelisk in a gladiatorial arena you sit on the alcove above looking down on them whilst lions and gladiators charge them.

I wish I was one among many

[Blueobelisk]

I wish October would hurry up so the new seasons for The Walking Dead and Supernatural start.

Granted, but the main actors die so they get recast and the shows aren't the same.

I wish it was the Fall season already.

Granted, but the leaves blow over your property and you have a ----LOT---- of raking to do. It's also summer hot out since Global Warming.

I wish I had a croissant

Granted, you have a good croissant from a coffee shop but it's super flaky and your clothes get dirty and a hot girl who liked you thinks you're a slob now.

I wish I was thoroughly happy and entertained.

Granted, we drug you up on prescription pain killers and you develop an addiction.

I wish I was one among many

Granted, you're one among many fish in the sea, and no woman ever goes out with you because there are plenty of other guys.

I wish we all went to a casino.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Overcome by gambling, you bet the deed to your house and lose. As well as everything else you hold valuable.

I wish it would rain in California.

[Deleted]

Granted, it rains fire and lava because yellowstone erupted and you still don't want to evacuate so you sit your final hours at your computer waiting for the inevitable doom

I wish Akshak had a secret mission to save earth from the unseen evil.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. But it's literally mission: impossible; he can't do it. You had one job, Akshak.

I wish that the US was Communist.

[Akshak]

Granted but you're immediately deemed an enemy of the state and shipped off to a new, state of the art Siberia....located in the backwoods of West Virginia and ran by Warden Cletus.

I wish I had a cool theme song like Flash Gordon did to go along with my doomed mission to save the world.

[Deleted]

I wish I had a cool theme song like Flash Gordon did to go along with my doomed mission to save the world.

Granted, but now that theme song follows you everywhere, it gets inexplicably louder as you start falling asleep and the cool guitar solo comes on AS SOON as you exit the shower.

I wish I could have 30 orgasms in a row.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but it's by yourself. And for the rest of your life it's by yourself.

I wish Iced spent the rest of his life by his lonely self.

[Akshak]

Granted but he slowly goes mad and constructs a fully functional self-aware AI that eventually overthrows Iced and leads the inevitable SkyNet revolt. Good job for bringing that wish to fruition!

I wish Arnold would save us.

[Deleted]

Granted, Arnold sent from the future arrives just as Akshak drives over with his newly made high tech tank with atom disintegration lasers and accidentally shoots the remains, dooming us even more.


I wish everything became known.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Everything became known. To the supercomputer. Who only tells you that the answer is indeed "42".

I wish that the answer was "24", and not "42".

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. The answer is 24 because you are now dyslexic.

I wish Binkamus would get me some more maple scones.

[Akshak]

Granted but he brings them to you stuffed down his underwear.

I wish that after Binkamus learned everything his head blew up all over Blueobelisk.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but you're my wife so you're the one who has to clean me up when I come home. Also, I collect $$ off of a law suit against Binkamus and rob his family of his life insurance money.

I wish people weren't racist in the Funny Pictures megathread.

[Deleted]

Granted, they are now 12yr old CoD players that rage instead.

I wish that before my inevitable demise I uploaded myself to an usb

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but your USB is a tiny 1 GB drive for reasons I think you know. Akshak was in charge of your USB but he couldn't figure out which way to plug it into his computer so he just threw it out.

I wish Binkamus shaved his head and wore gang colored clothes.