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  1. 2010-12-13, 12:12 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nest View Post
    Granted, but the ilvl 329 gear is all Enhancement.

    I wish I had a panda!
    Granted, but it's Pandamonium and he's bitchy.

    I wish I didn't have to listen to my prof.
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  2. 2010-12-13, 12:13 PM #82
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    Granted but you're now completely deaf.

    I wish for more gold!
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  3. 2010-12-13, 12:19 PM #83
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    Granted. But you'll get hacked & robbed by the wish granting fairy.

    I wish I had more luck with archaeology.
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    So, what would be your reaction, if you found out, that come cata release first patch, blizzard were planning to kill everyone by sending a bear through the mail?
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  4. 2010-12-13, 12:33 PM #84
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    Granted. But you'll get hacked & robbed by the wish granting fairy.

    I wish I had more luck with archaeology.
    Granted, but Harrison Jones steals all your finds.

    I wish for chips
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  5. 2010-12-13, 12:35 PM #85
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    Granted, but now all the food you consume will become chips.

    I wish I overcame my writers block.
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  6. 2010-12-13, 12:42 PM #86
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    Granted, but now all the food you consume will become chips.

    I wish I overcame my writers block.
    Granted! But you pencil tip breaks off and you have no pencil sharpener!

    I wish for a firealarm so I can get back to bed.
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  7. 2010-12-13, 12:54 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by akuaku View Post
    Granted! But you pencil tip breaks off and you have no pencil sharpener!

    I wish for a firealarm so I can get back to bed.
    Granted, but the firealarm rings for all eternity keeping you awake.

    I wish that I had another kitten.
    Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
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  8. 2010-12-13, 01:16 PM #88
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    Granted, but the firealarm rings for all eternity keeping you awake.

    I wish that I had another kitten.
    Granted, however it ran away and got hit by a car.

    I wish I had an iPhone 4 :P
    Last edited by mmocc29897ba20; 2010-12-13 at 01:18 PM.
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  9. 2010-12-13, 01:22 PM #89
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    Granted, however it ran away and got hit by a car.

    I wish I had an iPhone 4 :P
    Granted! But now you wish Apple wouldnt be so monopolistic about software.

    I wish for a Fucking Hell
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  10. 2010-12-13, 01:30 PM #90
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    Granted! But now you wish Apple wouldnt be so monopolistic about software.

    I wish for a Fucking Hell
    Granted! But you would have to drink it in real fucking hell and stay there forever

    I want Working portable rainbow creation device IN REAL LIFE.
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  11. 2010-12-13, 01:49 PM #91
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    Granted, but everytime you use it, the Double Rainbow guy comes and cries on your shoulder.

    I wish I could have Barry White sing at my wedding, even though he's no longer with us.
    I like to change my sig A LOT.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mindaika View Post
    If Goblins were from Jersey, they wouldn't live in Orgimmar. They'd live in Crossroads and commute to Org via bridges and tunnels, and then complain about the Kodo traffic.
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    ... Why trolls? Because we regenerate 2 health per second and there is nothing you can do about it.
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  12. 2010-12-13, 01:51 PM #92
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    granted, but he only sings screamo songs when he is undead

    i wish for the rest of the week off
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    I suppose Putricide is now known as "Green Spray Farty Gas Man". And i guess Blood Queen Lana'thel is now called "Time of Month Vampire Woman" with attacks such as "Bitey Bitey your friend" and "Fly high and spread fade".
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  13. 2010-12-13, 01:52 PM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by Limbs of a Stare View Post
    granted, but he only sings screamo songs when he is undead

    i wish for the rest of the week off
    Granted but the power is out all week.

    I wish for this snow to go away.
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  14. 2010-12-13, 01:54 PM #94
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    Granted, but beneath it you find pools of lava which incinerate you alive.

    I wish for a genie which would grant me unlimited wishes!
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    Granted! But the wishes granted by the genie has a lot of loopholes!
    Last edited by mmocc29897ba20; 2010-12-14 at 11:32 AM. Reason: Failed at making a wish :#
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  16. 2010-12-13, 02:03 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by Machior View Post
    Granted! But after just a day they become the most bitter rivals you have ever seen, and can no longer be affected by your power.

    I wish for this week to end so my holiday starts!
    Granted but you get snowed in and the power is knocked out for the duration of your holiday leaving you stuck inside with nothing but a candle and your imagination.

    I wish I could sleep
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  17. 2010-12-13, 02:07 PM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sangrial View Post
    Granted but you get snowed in and the power is knocked out for the duration of your holiday leaving you stuck inside with nothing but a candle and your imagination.

    I wish I could sleep
    granted, but your bed is full of black widow spiders, and rattlesnakes.

    I wish I had a Playstation 4
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  18. 2010-12-13, 02:08 PM #98
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    granted, but your bed is full of black widow spiders, and rattlesnakes.

    I wish I had a Playstation 4
    Granted, but... Playstation 4 has no games!

    I wish to conquer the world!
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  19. 2010-12-13, 02:08 PM #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sangrial View Post
    Granted but you get snowed in and the power is knocked out for the duration of your holiday leaving you stuck inside with nothing but a candle and your imagination.

    I wish I could sleep
    Granted! But you have to choose the blue or red pill. One will let you dream of todays society the other one will put you into a rabbit hole head first leaving your butt sticking out. As its a dream you will be, of course, naked and your highschool crush walks past. You hope her not to notice its you but then you fart and strangely enough she knows its you. Then you start to wiggle trying to get out but a girl bunny inside has fallen in love with you just like in "the sword in the stone" cartoon movie. That rabbit girl wishes you to become a guy rabbit but sadly her wish gets corrupted...


    I wish Sangrial were a male rabbit! (read wish corruption 1 cm above)
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  20. 2010-12-13, 02:11 PM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by akuaku View Post
    I wish Sangrial were a male rabbit! (read wish corruption 1 cm above)
    Granted! but the rabbit in true rabbit nature will hump every orifice of your body till you go numb and bleed!

    i wish i had my own apartment!
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