Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Lazur]

Granted, but soon you will sizzle in a frying pan.

I wish I lived on a golf course.

[Doomsoul]

Balls to you sir.* <--- "See what I did there "

I wish I had a billion dollars.

[Deleted]

Granted, when checking your bank account you notice someone deposited 1 billion dollars.
However, when checking your mail you find a letter from the IRS, saying they'd like to have a word with you regarding said billlion dollars.

I wish it was weekend already.

[Lizeth]

Granted, however: over the course of said weekend, everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong. Your dog dies, lightning hits your home/apartment, your car fails, you lose your job, and you're forced to repeat it forever in a perpetual loop until you expire!

I wish I could eat whatever I want without getting fat.

[PandaFart]

Granted but everything you eat turns into diarrhea in seconds

i wish my apartment aloud dogs

[Deleted]

granted, you're getting kicked out tomorrow though

i wish a had an appartment

[Deleted]

Granted but it allows dogs and you never get any sleep

I Wish i could go home early today WITHOUT getting fired

[Kimaran]

Granted, but it's a mac.

I wish I had Justin Bieber's hair.

Mac's aren't gaming computers silly! They're firewood!

Granted but it allows dogs and you never get any sleep

I Wish i could go home early today WITHOUT getting fired

Granted, but your house is in flames and everyone you know and love was inside for a suprise party

I wish I could rule the world!!!

[KnickKnack]

I wish I could rule the world!!!

Granted but the world explodes, therefore you have no world to rule.

I wish to have an everlasting orgasm.

[haybusa]

Granted but the world explodes, therefore you have no world to rule.

I wish to have an everlasting orgasm.

Granted, but when you tried going in to work you got arrested for public indecency. Now you must have your ever lasting orgasm from "Bob" your cell mate.

I wish for the ability to go to sleep.

[Deleted]

Granted, but when you tried going in to work you got arrested for public indecency. Now you must have your ever lasting orgasm from "Bob" your cell mate.

I wish for the ability to go to sleep.

Granted, but you never again wake up. You're like a modern Sleeping Ugly who slept forever.

My wish is for MMO-Champion's server to explode.

[jarmyn]

Granted but the world explodes, therefore you have no world to rule.

I wish to have an everlasting orgasm.

Granted but it comes with debilitating blackout migranes whenever you have an orgasm so you are either unconscious or in the fetal position all of the time due to pain. I hope youre a masochist :-P

I wish I could travel through time..

[Deleted]

Granted, but it misscalculated and you get torn appart.

I wish I didn't have to kill my Wheighted Companion Cube.

[weezel]

Granted but it comes with debilitating blackout migranes whenever you have an orgasm so you are either unconscious or in the fetal position all of the time due to pain. I hope youre a masochist :-P

I wish I could travel through time..

Granted but you can only travel backward by 4 miutes on a 5 minute cooldown and cant change anything you have previously done.


I wish some one would make a wish for me.

[Powerogue]

Granted but you can only travel backward by 4 miutes on a 5 minute cooldown and cant change anything you have previously done.


I wish some one would make a wish for me.

wish granted, but I wish myself to have 1 million dollars and complete control over the world's KFC chicken supply (what, i'm a man with needs) and give you nothing.

[weezel]

wish granted, but I wish myself to have 1 million dollars and complete control over the world's KFC chicken supply (what, i'm a man with needs) and give you nothing.

Wish granted but KFC goes out of business and you are mugged outside the bank by me and lose your 1 million dollars

I wish for an extra wish for you.

[Deleted]

Granted, but it misscalculated and you get torn appart.

I wish I didn't have to kill my Wheighted Companion Cube.

Granted, you didn't kill the beloved cube, the incinerator was just a minor setback
he fell on you, crushing your head, as vengeance though

i wish i had a donut

[Cynon]

I wish for an extra wish for you.

Granted, but the receiver is not selfish and therefore does not get it.

I wish these wars would stop, so I could get a break.

[Deleted]

I wish these wars would stop, so I could get a break.

Granted, the war stops for so long, nothing happens at all and you get SO damn bored, you die.

I wish I could do everything better than someone else

[Deleted]

Granted, the war stops for so long, nothing happens at all and you get SO damn bored, you die.

I wish I could do everything better than someone else

Granted, everyone become jealous and hate you.

I wish I had perfect balance and reflexes.