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    Quote Originally Posted by Cadwe View Post
    granted how ever that person is in russia and can't speak english

    i wish i wasn't a douche
    (You're crafty darn you!)

    Granted, you're no longer a douche but every single person is now a douche to you simply because you're the only person who isn't a douche.

    I wish it would rain more here, but uh, not enough to flood us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Andry View Post
    (You're crafty darn you!)

    Granted, you're no longer a douche but every single person is now a douche to you simply because you're the only person who isn't a douche.

    I wish it would rain more here, but uh, not enough to flood us
    Granted, but the rain is golden.

    I wish I could attract hotter girls.

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    I wish it would rain more here, but uh, not enough to flood us
    Granted, but its always acid rain and ruins everything.
    I wish I wasn't hungry.
    Survival is Key

  4. #1824
    Quote Originally Posted by Joben View Post
    Granted, but its always acid rain and ruins everything.
    I wish I wasn't hungry.
    Granted. Your hunger is satisfied with 1 million crackers to eat, however you are forever deprived of any water or liquid to wash them down.
    I wish I could use my priests mind control in real life.

  5. #1825
    Quote Originally Posted by Joben View Post
    Granted, but its always acid rain and ruins everything.
    I wish I wasn't hungry.
    Granted but you eat so much your stomach explodes.

    I wish wow's idiot population suddenly vanished from the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amunetia View Post
    Granted but you eat so much your stomach explodes.

    I wish wow's idiot population suddenly vanished from the game.
    Granted, but thats the same day that WoW also shuts down because it loses 80% of its subs.
    I wish I wasnt so tired
    Survival is Key

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    Granted, but they now all live in your town and you can't move away.

    I wish I was taller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakeer View Post
    I wish I was taller.
    Granted but your to tall to fit through doors

    I wish I wasn't bored

  9. #1829
    granted, wow is now populated by the most intelectual people who speaks in terms you don't understand and you'll never get invited into raids..not even pugs, because you lack intelligence!

    I wish everyday was like sunday
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    Quote Originally Posted by grothezk View Post
    I wish everyday was like sunday
    Granted, but you're stuck for eternity on the bench where your clothes were stolen.

    I wish for Armageddon - come armageddon!

  11. #1831
    Quote Originally Posted by grothezk View Post

    I wish everyday was like sunday
    Granted.
    Nothing ever is open because of lack of Sunday trading, no one ever makes any money beside the few people who work on Sundays who can't actually get paid because the account people only work weekdays and no money goes into their account. No food is produced. Everyone dies.

    I wish I only had to work 2 days a week at my current job and earn 3 times as much as I do working 5

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    Quote Originally Posted by skanksau View Post
    Nothing ever is open because of lack of Sunday trading, no one ever makes any money beside the few people who work on Sundays who can't actually get paid because the account people only work weekdays and no money goes into their account. No food is produced. Everyone dies.
    I wish I only had to work 2 days a week at my current job and earn 3 times as much as I do working 5
    Granted!! your only allowed to work two sundays out of every 7 sundays, and your paid with five times the appriciation! However food is still not produced

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    Oh and i wish diablo 3 is the greatest game ever!

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    Oh and i wish diablo 3 is the greatest game ever!
    Granted, But the world will end the day it comes out.

    I wish i had alot of money

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    granted but you better spend it fast because it's all counter fiet and the government is on to you

    i wish i didn't laugh so hard at the stewie + sephiroth combo avatar Greendog has * i loved it*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakeer View Post
    Granted, but they now all live in your town and you can't move away.

    I wish I was taller.

    Granted, but you're not a baller.

    I wish I was a baller.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cattaclysmic View Post
    From Denmark... we have malls - but its all different stores and stuff - our super markets size limit, and people dont feel like destroying each other... We invented porn and bacon you know - happiest country in the world!

  16. #1836
    granted but you actually become a ball.
    i wish to live forever never get old and never die.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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    Granted, but you get in a horrible accident, hindering your body unrecognizable.

    I wish I had a spaceship.

  18. #1838
    Quote Originally Posted by sac View Post
    i wish to live forever never get old and never die.
    Granted, but when the government discovers that you don't age, they abduct you and preform experiments on you for hundreds of years. You are confined to a steel holding cell that you can never escape, constantly having tests run on you while you are kept alive on a thin nutrient paste.

    After a few millennia, the scientists stop coming. You shrivel away, trapped in the dark with no food or water, no human interaction. Your sanity slowly leaves you over the course of the next few millennia, as you vainly claw at the solid metal door, your fingernails falling away bleeding as you shred your fingers in a bid for your now forever impossible dream of freedom. Eventually, you forget what light looked like. You forget your own name. But you live there, trapped, a hollow shell of what you used to be. But you know one thing. You are trapped in that hell for eternity. And that it is your fault for wishing it.


    I wish for a long, happy life, surrounded by those I love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiredTofu View Post
    Granted, but when the government discovers that you don't age, they abduct you and preform experiments on you for hundreds of years. You are confined to a steel holding cell that you can never escape, constantly having tests run on you while you are kept alive on a thin nutrient paste.

    After a few millennia, the scientists stop coming. You shrivel away, trapped in the dark with no food or water, no human interaction. Your sanity slowly leaves you over the course of the next few millennia, as you vainly claw at the solid metal door, your fingernails falling away bleeding as you shred your fingers in a bid for your now forever impossible dream of freedom. Eventually, you forget what light looked like. You forget your own name. But you live there, trapped, a hollow shell of what you used to be. But you know one thing. You are trapped in that hell for eternity. And that it is your fault for wishing it.


    I wish for a long, happy life, surrounded by those I love.
    Granted, but they all die in front of you at an early age.

    I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cattaclysmic View Post
    From Denmark... we have malls - but its all different stores and stuff - our super markets size limit, and people dont feel like destroying each other... We invented porn and bacon you know - happiest country in the world!

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    Granted, but since your uncorruptable wish wasn't specified, you gain nothing.

    I wish for the power to control fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leapers View Post
    I have a membership with a gym that I pay $30 a month... and I don't ever see people go up to the trainers or workers saying, "Hey! I pay you every month to use your services! I should be as fit and buff as the guy over there who works out for hours every week!"

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