Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Rakeer]

Granted, but they now all live in your town and you can't move away.

I wish I was taller.

[Surinin]

I wish I was taller.

Granted but your to tall to fit through doors

I wish I wasn't bored

[grothezk]

granted, wow is now populated by the most intelectual people who speaks in terms you don't understand and you'll never get invited into raids..not even pugs, because you lack intelligence!

I wish everyday was like sunday

[Dispersedshadow]

I wish everyday was like sunday

Granted, but you're stuck for eternity on the bench where your clothes were stolen.

I wish for Armageddon - come armageddon!

[skanksau]

I wish everyday was like sunday

Granted.
Nothing ever is open because of lack of Sunday trading, no one ever makes any money beside the few people who work on Sundays who can't actually get paid because the account people only work weekdays and no money goes into their account. No food is produced. Everyone dies.

I wish I only had to work 2 days a week at my current job and earn 3 times as much as I do working 5

[Djheffer]

Nothing ever is open because of lack of Sunday trading, no one ever makes any money beside the few people who work on Sundays who can't actually get paid because the account people only work weekdays and no money goes into their account. No food is produced. Everyone dies.
I wish I only had to work 2 days a week at my current job and earn 3 times as much as I do working 5

Granted!! your only allowed to work two sundays out of every 7 sundays, and your paid with five times the appriciation! However food is still not produced

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Oh and i wish diablo 3 is the greatest game ever!

[rxf]

Oh and i wish diablo 3 is the greatest game ever!

Granted, But the world will end the day it comes out.

I wish i had alot of money

[Cadwe]

granted but you better spend it fast because it's all counter fiet and the government is on to you

i wish i didn't laugh so hard at the stewie + sephiroth combo avatar Greendog has * i loved it*

[Idaho Immortal]

Granted, but they now all live in your town and you can't move away.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, but you're not a baller.

I wish I was a baller.

[twinkleblur]

granted but you actually become a ball.
i wish to live forever never get old and never die.

[Boloney]

Granted, but you get in a horrible accident, hindering your body unrecognizable.

I wish I had a spaceship.

[TiredTofu]

i wish to live forever never get old and never die.

Granted, but when the government discovers that you don't age, they abduct you and preform experiments on you for hundreds of years. You are confined to a steel holding cell that you can never escape, constantly having tests run on you while you are kept alive on a thin nutrient paste.

After a few millennia, the scientists stop coming. You shrivel away, trapped in the dark with no food or water, no human interaction. Your sanity slowly leaves you over the course of the next few millennia, as you vainly claw at the solid metal door, your fingernails falling away bleeding as you shred your fingers in a bid for your now forever impossible dream of freedom. Eventually, you forget what light looked like. You forget your own name. But you live there, trapped, a hollow shell of what you used to be. But you know one thing. You are trapped in that hell for eternity. And that it is your fault for wishing it.


I wish for a long, happy life, surrounded by those I love.

[Idaho Immortal]

Granted, but when the government discovers that you don't age, they abduct you and preform experiments on you for hundreds of years. You are confined to a steel holding cell that you can never escape, constantly having tests run on you while you are kept alive on a thin nutrient paste.

After a few millennia, the scientists stop coming. You shrivel away, trapped in the dark with no food or water, no human interaction. Your sanity slowly leaves you over the course of the next few millennia, as you vainly claw at the solid metal door, your fingernails falling away bleeding as you shred your fingers in a bid for your now forever impossible dream of freedom. Eventually, you forget what light looked like. You forget your own name. But you live there, trapped, a hollow shell of what you used to be. But you know one thing. You are trapped in that hell for eternity. And that it is your fault for wishing it.


I wish for a long, happy life, surrounded by those I love.

Granted, but they all die in front of you at an early age.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[Xelkova]

Granted, but since your uncorruptable wish wasn't specified, you gain nothing.

I wish for the power to control fire.

[Boloney]

Granted, but since your wish is uncorruptable, you gain nothing.

I wish for the power to control fire.

Granted, but the fire is too hot and melts your skin off.

I wish for knowledge of everything.

[Idaho Immortal]

Granted, but since your uncorruptable wish wasn't specified, you gain nothing.

I wish for the power to control fire.

Granted, but you drown shortly after.

I wish there was a cure for HIV.

[Gwarr]

Granted but its cancer.

i wish for a mansion

[Ms Andry]

Granted but its cancer.

i wish for a mansion

I like your wish granting skills by the way.

Anyways for your wish...

Granted, but it's a mansion filled to the very top with leper gnomes, and the thousands of leper gnomes living there don't want to leave, and when you try to go near them they kick and scratch and bite you and call you ugly which hurts your feelings.

I wish everyone had jetpacks that worked really well and didn't break ever or malfunction!

[twinkleblur]

granted but instead there too effiecent and never srop eventually you are taken to space and die.
i wish for some waffles and bacon for breakfast.

[Serj Tankian]

i wish for some waffles and bacon for breakfast.

Granted, but the waffles and bacon eat you.

I wish for a beer and more cigarettes.