1. #1981
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    Granted, but game crashes every time you use it.

    I wish summer would never end!

  2. #1982
    Quote Originally Posted by Eddar View Post
    Granted, but game crashes every time you use it.

    I wish summer would never end!
    Santa Clause commits suicide over not having anything to do anymore. Ever.
    You killed Santa.

    I wish fish had legs. I imagine they would taste delicious.

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    I wish fish had legs. I imagine they would taste delicious.
    Granted, they are the most delicious thing ever, but eating them gives you leprosy.

    I wish for a cold beer.

  4. #1984
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    granted you now have a cold bear
    i wish for more PIE

  5. #1985
    Quote Originally Posted by Cadwe View Post
    granted you now have a cold bear
    i wish for more PIE
    Granted, but there was a misunderstanding and now all you can think of, see, and hear are the numbers of pi for all eternity

    I wish I was lazy.

  6. #1986
    Quote Originally Posted by Antenorra View Post
    Granted, but there was a misunderstanding and now all you can think of, see, and hear are the numbers of pi for all eternity

    I wish I was lazy.
    Unable to comply, you already are! j/k

    Granted, but your 3 wifes and 14 children will be looking at you in not a friendly way.

    I wish I was made of stars.
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  7. #1987
    Quote Originally Posted by grothezk View Post
    Unable to comply, you already are! j/k

    Granted, but your 3 wifes and 14 children will be looking at you in not a friendly way.

    I wish I was made of stars.
    Granted, but a black hole has swung its way around you and will swallow you in a matter of hours.

    I wish for a useable banhammer.

  8. #1988
    Quote Originally Posted by Nobar View Post
    Granted, but a black hole has swung its way around you and will swallow you in a matter of hours.

    I wish for a useable banhammer.
    Granted, but it falls on your foot and you disappear.

    I wish I would stop losing my guitar picks.

  9. #1989
    Granted, but thats because you've already lost them all

    wish this post would hit 101 pages.

  10. #1990
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koryn View Post
    Granted, but thats because you've already lost them all

    wish this post would hit 101 pages.
    Granted. But all of the posts will be bland and poorly written.
    Wish I could get rid of the tattoo on my arm.
    You can tell WoW changed the MMO for good when players started complaining about the amount of time they sink, into a time sink.

  11. #1991
    Quote Originally Posted by Irony View Post
    Granted. But all of the posts will be bland and poorly written.
    Wish I could get rid of the tattoo on my arm.
    Granted, but because of the extreme tattoo removal technique, your whole arm was removed.

    I wish I owned a Ferarri

  12. #1992
    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    Granted, but because of the extreme tattoo removal technique, your whole arm was removed.

    I wish I owned a Ferarri
    Granted, you now own a 86 year old Italian woman named Antonella Ferrari.

    I wish the person who corrupts this wish gets exactly what i'll get too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cptmyname View Post
    Granted, you now own a 86 year old Italian woman named Antonella Ferrari.

    I wish the person who corrupts this wish gets exactly what i'll get too.
    Granted, but both sets of keys to our new cars are sitting in my living room.

    I wish I had a bazooka.

  14. #1994
    Quote Originally Posted by Eilassaria View Post
    Granted, but both sets of keys to our new cars are sitting in my living room.

    I wish I had a bazooka.


    You now have some terrible bubble gum.

    I wish the weather will be nice and sunny, and about ~71 Degrees Fahrenheit for the rest of the year in New Jersey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ayako View Post
    I wish the weather will be nice and sunny, and about ~71 Degrees Fahrenheit for the rest of the year in New Jersey.
    Granted. Congratulation! New Jersey has now become the NEW Sahara Desert.
    (PS. We in Scandinavia don't use the Fahrenheit system, so I wouldn't know how hot 71 Degrees Fahrenheit is)

    I wish for more anime to watch. (Good ones)

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    Granted, but you can´t watch those anime series from Norway.

    I wish for WoW Cataclysm to be more appealing, but not to much, so that I won´t become addicted
    Pokemon Y / Pokemon OR
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  17. #1997
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    Granted, but you can´t watch those anime series from Norway.

    I wish for WoW Cataclysm to be more appealing, but not to much, so that I won´t become addicted
    Granted, but the fun factor boost attracts a new generation of 10 yr olds.

    I wish for more energi IRL

  18. #1998
    Quote Originally Posted by theorangebox View Post
    Granted, but the fun factor boost attracts a new generation of 10 yr olds.

    I wish for more energi IRL
    Granted, but you end up so energetic that you have an arrhythmia which leads to cardiac arrest and you die.

    I wish for a better gaming mouse.

  19. #1999
    Quote Originally Posted by Torethyr View Post
    Granted, but you end up so energetic that you have an arrhythmia which leads to cardiac arrest and you die.

    I wish for a better gaming mouse.
    Granted but you need 3 hands to operate it

    I wish I was a world famous director (not Uwe Boll).

  20. #2000
    Quote Originally Posted by Antenorra View Post
    Granted but you need 3 hands to operate it

    I wish I was a world famous director (not Uwe Boll).


    Granted, but now you are Michael Moore

    I wish I had a big new house.

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