Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[imortals]

Granted, tho your memory has completely vanished, and you had a password on your pc.

i wish i knew the truth

[Taurenburger]

Granted, but the truth is too confrontating for you that you commit sueside.

I wish I owned a chicken!

[superbattler]

Granted, but the truth is too confrontating for you that you commit sueside.

I wish I owned a chicken!

granted, but it gives you the bird flu
i wish i had a rocket launcher

[Deleted]

granted, but it gives you the bird flu
i wish i had a rocket launcher

Granted, but you have no rockets. Oh the irony!

I wish I knew the password.

[fartbox]

Granted but you have a keylogger.

I wish I had a coke.

[Deleted]

Granted but you have a keylogger.

I wish I had a coke.

Granted, but you get cocaine, and you are taken in by the police.

I wish the keylogger forgot my password.

[Katria]

Granted, the keylogger forgot your password, but managed to spread it around to all his friends first.

I wish I didnt have a broken wrist.

[Zodisius]

Granted, but the rapid growth of cells never stopped growing... the cancer killed you.

I wish my guild stopped having attendance problems.

[Papalenin]

Granted, but the rapid growth of cells never stopped growing... the cancer killed you.

I wish my guild stopped having attendance problems.

Granted, but none of the players are any good.

I wish my bike wasn't broke.

[Neganova]

Granted, but none of the players are any good.

I wish my bike wasn't broke.

Granted, but you are forced to live in an incredibly mountainous area where your bike is absolutely no good, lest you should venture to break it again.

I wish I knew what to buy my mother for Mother's Day.

[Kuhnta]

Granted, but you are forced to live in an incredibly mountainous area where your bike is absolutely no good, lest you should venture to break it again.

I wish I knew what to buy my mother for Mother's Day.

Granted but it gives her cancer (cause everything nowaday does.)

I wish I could find a job.

[theredviola]

Granted but it gives her cancer (cause everything nowaday does.)

I wish I could find a job.

Granted, but your boss sexually abuses you and you can't report them.

I wish my ADD wouldn't act up near as often.

[Deleted]

Granted, but your boss sexually abuses you and you can't report them.

I wish my ADD wouldn't act up near as often.

Granted. You are now turned to stone, and forced to concentrate on the tiny field of vision that you have until the end of time, the cold death of the Universe in the year 3 Trillion.

I wish I had wings.

[4KhazModan]

Granted, but good luck fitting through doorways.

I wish I would try to work out. I'm skinny.

[Neganova]

Granted, but good luck fitting through doorways.

I wish I would try to work out. I'm skinny.

Granted, but you break your femur after a tragic squatting accident. You will never walk again

I wish I had a good book to read.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you break your femur after a tragic squatting accident. You will never walk again

I wish I had a good book to read.

Granted, but you can't understand the use of language used in it.

I wish the keylogger's friends, and their friends, and their friends and so on and so forth, forgot my password.

[Wass]

Granted, but you can't understand the use of language used in it.

I wish the keylogger's friends, and their friends, and their friends and so on and so forth, forgot my password.

Granted, but you forgot it and your secret question at the same time.

I wish I had my own home, because no home is like the one you got, cuz' that one belongs to you! (cwutididthere?)

[Bdx]

Granted, but you forgot it and your secret question at the same time.

I wish I had my own home, because no home is like the one you got, cuz' that one belongs to you! (cwutididthere?)

Granted, but when you move in you get killed in a microwave explosion.

I wish she kisses me this week.

[Arcanimus]

Granted, but she's actually a Vatican Assassin, so you die from kiss poison.

I wish life didnt suck for everyone. Or me. Especially not me.

[Bdx]

Granted, but she's actually a Vatican Assassin, so you die from kiss poison.

I wish life didnt suck for everyone. Or me. Especially not me.

To be honest I don't give a f*ck if i die after the kiss

Granted, but when it starts to be good, armageddon happens.

I wish there would be some new alcohol invented.