Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Vasti]

Granted but it's counterfeit money, so after you get your games you get thrown in jail :P

I wish that I had more wishes

Granted, but they require a password to use, which u don't have

I wish the my little pony phase would go away tomorrow

[Loaf]

Granted, but then the Rebecca Black phase pops up(THE HORROR!!!)

I wish I had more tea

[Vasti]

Granted, but then the Rebecca Black phase pops up(THE HORROR!!!)

I wish I had more tea

Granted, but you drown in it all

I wish therefore I am


p.s. Rebecca black phase would be less painfull than then ponies.....I think....

[-Zait-]

Granted, but I don't think you are, I don't think you do; so therefore you don't.

I wish that I had a 20$ on me right now.

[pickley]

Granted, but I don't think you are, I don't think you do; so therefore you don't.

I wish that I had a 20$ on me right now.

Granted, but its been badly burned. Nobody will accept it.

I wish cheese didnt give me nightmares

[Deleted]

Granted, but its been badly burned. Nobody will accept it.

I wish cheese didnt give me nightmares

Granted, but it now gives you a headache

I wish GW2 would come out now.

[-Zait-]

Granted, but it turns out to be 100$ a day! O:<

I wish I could have another lucid dream :/

[Loaf]

Granted, but you now have to take the red pill or the blue pill and no matter which one you pick, you'll be royally fucked

I wish I wish I was a fish

[pickley]

Granted, but you now have to take the red pill or the blue pill and no matter which one you pick, you'll be royally fucked

I wish I wish I was a fish

Granted, but remember that Tree house of horror when homer uses the toaster to go back in time. And he ends up stepping on a land fish? Yea thats you now.

I wish i didnt have to write a Resume

[-Zait-]

Granted but you have no chance at getting that job (;

I wish that every spider/fly around my house would die in a fire -.-

[Loaf]

Granted but you that fire consumes your house and you have to live on the streets

I wish my dinner would cook faster

[Baradur]

I wish my dinner would cook faster

Granted, but your dinner is now radioactive.

I wish I'd lose 30lbs of fat (13.6kg)

[-Zait-]

Granted but the fat turns into a monster and eats you

I wish I could flllyyy

[FearGX]

Granted but the fat turns into a monster and eats you

I wish I could flllyyy

Granted, but you have become blind and deaf, and therefor cannot enjoy the experience.

I wish my desk was tidy.

[Loaf]

Granted, but now your house/apartment/wherever you live is a mess

I wish pokemon were real

[Nightfury Treann]

Granted, but now every pokemon are hostiles and bite everybody

i wish to have a dragon

[Baradur]

granted, you now have Glaurung, but he traps you in his gaze for the next 6 millenia

I wish this fat monster would quit biting my feet.

[Loaf]

Granted but now it bites your privates

I wish friendly pokemon were real(TAKE THAT TREANN)

[Nightfury Treann]

granted but now they'll start to ask for money for protection

i wish dogs talk like worgenite haha :P

[-Zait-]

Granted but all they do is insult you brutally

I wish that Halloween would come around already...Zait wants free candy ><