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    Epic! Mrbleedinggums's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonicbreak View Post
    Granted, but you now hate your craft.

    I wish to be a Komodo Dragon!
    Granted, a poacher has you already incapacitated and ready to kill.

    I wish for a single pair of socks.
    "Why of course the people don't want war…. But, after all… it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbleedinggums View Post
    Granted, a poacher has you already incapacitated and ready to kill.

    I wish for a single pair of socks.
    Granted, but one gets lost in the dryer.

    I wish I was back in New York.

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    Granted, but they are inside a pair of soaking wet through wellington boots!

    I wish I could go back in time


    edit:damnit, beaten to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbleedinggums View Post
    I wish for a single pair of socks.
    Granted. But they are charred beyond recognition or usability.

    I wish I didn't have to heal baleroc so often.

    EDIT: DAMN double beaten!

    Quote Originally Posted by Suphix View Post
    Granted, but they are inside a pair of soaking wet through wellington boots!

    I wish I could go back in time

    edit:damnit, beaten to it!
    Granted, you are stuck in the middle ages as a farmer.

    ... I wish I didn't have to heal baleroc so often.
    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Ford
    Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why few engage in it.
    This explains a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoomChickn View Post

    Granted, you are stuck in the middle ages as a farmer.

    ... I wish I didn't have to heal baleroc so often.
    Granted, but you lose your raid spot to a trade chat PuG healer.

    I wish I was back in New York.

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    Granted, but the Cloverfield monster appears.

    I wish I was a wizard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agoonga View Post
    Granted, but the Cloverfield monster appears.

    I wish I was a wizard.
    Granted, but every spell you cast somehow always end up beign the exact oposite of what you truly wish.

    I wish I could make people I love love me in return.

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    Granted, but that person will hate you in 24 hours.

    I wish I could have school spirit.

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    granted but now its impossible for you to sit down.

    i wish my limo didnt explode a few pages back.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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    Granted, now your chauffeur murders you by driving it into a river.

    I wish I could eat and eat and eat and never get fat or full or bored of food or cancer or lose my sense of taste or anything.

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    Granted, but due to that you eat all the food on the planet until there is nothing left.

    I wish I had a mansion.

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    Granted, but the mansion burns down.
    I wish I had a new computer.

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    granted but its too old and only has dial up.

    i wish my limo driver also didnt murder me.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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    Granted, but the limo is perfectly sealed shut, and you run out of oxygen, and soon suffocate.

    I wish I didn't make this wish.

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    Granted, but the guilt drives you into being an alcoholic and you soon die of liver cirrhosis.

    I wish I had 99 red balloons.

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    Granted, but the balloons lift you extremely high and eventually you fall and die.

    I wish I could be a Poke Master

  17. #2657
    granted but you poke too much and you poked the wrong person and you are not on the run for your life from the hell angel gang.

    i wish i knew what the person under me was gonna wsh for.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  18. #2658
    Granted, but only sub-consiously

    I wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted.

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    Granted since you made no real wish to corrupt. It's like multiplying by 0 no matter what the number the answer will still be 0.

    I wish it was the weekend.

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    Granted but you have to go to work/school anyway.

    I wish for Skyrim

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