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    Granted, but due to that you eat all the food on the planet until there is nothing left.

    I wish I had a mansion.

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    Granted, but the mansion burns down.
    I wish I had a new computer.

  3. #2643
    granted but its too old and only has dial up.

    i wish my limo driver also didnt murder me.
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    Granted, but the limo is perfectly sealed shut, and you run out of oxygen, and soon suffocate.

    I wish I didn't make this wish.

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    Granted, but the guilt drives you into being an alcoholic and you soon die of liver cirrhosis.

    I wish I had 99 red balloons.

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    Granted, but the balloons lift you extremely high and eventually you fall and die.

    I wish I could be a Poke Master

  7. #2647
    granted but you poke too much and you poked the wrong person and you are not on the run for your life from the hell angel gang.

    i wish i knew what the person under me was gonna wsh for.
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    Granted, but only sub-consiously

    I wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted.

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    Granted since you made no real wish to corrupt. It's like multiplying by 0 no matter what the number the answer will still be 0.

    I wish it was the weekend.

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    Granted but you have to go to work/school anyway.

    I wish for Skyrim

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFurry View Post
    I wish for Skyrim
    Granted, but you're not allowed to play it.

    I wish for the next expansion to be good.
    Thank you dubbelbasse for the excellent sig!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zantumall View Post
    Granted, but you're not allowed to play it.

    I wish for the next expansion to be good.
    Granted, but your account is banned and you have to start anew.

    I wish for Diablo 3 Beta...

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    Granted but Blizzard cancels the game. Something about lack of money due loss of subs in WOW and instead they want to invest in Pandas.

    I wish I was more awake.

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    granted but now you go blind and deaf.

    I wish i could get my long over due birthday gift from my dad that should have happened back in febuary..
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    Quote Originally Posted by sac View Post
    granted but now you go blind and deaf.

    I wish i could get my long over due birthday gift from my dad that should have happened back in febuary..
    granted, but the gift he got you was a puppy... and it has been lost in the mail since then. I strongly recommend just throwing the box away unopened.

    I wish i could turn into a dragon at will, while still retaining my memories, personality, and mental capability.

  16. #2656
    Quote Originally Posted by seije View Post
    granted, but the gift he got you was a puppy... and it has been lost in the mail since then. I strongly recommend just throwing the box away unopened.

    I wish i could turn into a dragon at will, while still retaining my memories, personality, and mental capability.
    Granted, but you are twisted under the control of the Old Gods, who somehow came from WoW to the Earth. They corrupt you with madness and make you forget who you really were. In the end, adventurers kill you and take your hide.

    I wish I were asleep right now. /leyawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathwing the Destroyer View Post
    Granted, but you are twisted under the control of the Old Gods, who somehow came from WoW to the Earth. They corrupt you with madness and make you forget who you really were. In the end, adventurers kill you and take your hide.

    I wish I were asleep right now. /leyawn
    granted. but you wake up with people staring at you and laughing at your morning wood.


    i wish i had a purple bear i could ride around. id name him Brutas.
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    I literally die every time i see people using literally wrong.

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    granted, but it was actually a very obese and hairy man

    I wish for rain

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but it was actually a very obese and hairy man

    I wish for rain
    Granted, You walk outside when you realize it is raining and instead of playing in the rain start to feel a burning sensation and quickly learn it's acid rain

    I wish for a pet walrus
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    granted, but it's in the possession of a momma bear that thinks it's her cub, good luck ^.^

    I wish for clean rain

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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