Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[-Zait-]

Granted but you soon turn into a crazy cub lady with 50 guardian cubs


I wish for Cthulu as my bff

[MrHappy]

granted but he sacrfices u're family for gold and a shield

i wish for 1 billion dollars

[tanksin the enhance shamy]

granted buts its manopily money

i wish for my wow account to be unbanned

[Xosimos]

Granted, but you are banned again the next day.

I wish for a vehicle.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you are banned again the next day.

I wish for a vehicle.

Granted, but you are banned from driving permanently after a drink driving accident.

I wish for the ability to never require sleep!

[tilgare]

Granted, but you continue to dream at all times of the day and night, you lose track of reality and ultimately go insane.

I wish for a delicious pizza.

[thpthpthp]

Granted, but it falls on the floor and is devoured by wolves.

I wish for a big manly beard.

[Rowsdower]

Granted, but it falls on the floor and is devoured by wolves.

I wish for a big manly beard.

Granted, but you also get big, womanly breasts.

I wish I could sleep.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you also get big, womanly breasts.

I wish I could sleep.

Granted, but you are visited by dreams from the Warp and are driven utterly insane until the sheer horror mutates you into a gibbering chaos spawn.

I wish the Obliterate nerf was reverted. Then I could return to WoW.

[Loaf]

granted, but everything else about dks gets nerfed to "balance" them

I wish for a taco named Taco Juan Hernandez that could speak english with a mexican accent

[Viruhk]

Granted! but you still can't understand a word he says!

I wish for a new cell phone :c

[Deleted]

Granted! but you still can't understand a word he says!

I wish for a new cell phone :c

Granted, but the phone's broken.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Skippy88]

Granted but you get turned into a fish right where your standing and nobody sees you flipping about trying to get into water so you die due to lack of water.

I hope Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion doesn't take more than 100 hours to finish as some sites have suggested as I have other games to play before Star Wars comes out.

[Rowsdower]

Granted but you get turned into a fish right where your standing and nobody sees you flipping about trying to get into water so you die due to lack of water.

I hope Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion doesn't take more than 100 hours to finish as some sites have suggested as I have other games to play before Star Wars comes out.

Granted, but it finishes after barely a minute. Moreover, it never calls you back and didn't even buy your dinner.

I wish insanity wasn't this thread's easy answer.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you break your hands in a traffic accident on the way to the store to pick up the game.

I wish Ice cream didn't have any calories.

[Xosimos]

Granted, but all ice cream tastes like cardboard.

I wish to have chinese food.

[Zeph76]

Granted, but the food was bad and you have to spend 2 hours in the toilet now.
I wish I had a limitless supply of my favorite beers.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the favorite beer quickly turned into the least favourite because it tastes like piss after drinking so much of it.

I wish I had a decent enough computer that could run PS2 Emu.

[Revolutions]

Granted, but the only game available is Hello Kitty Island Adventure

I wish I was 45 mins into the future so I can go home from work.

[Mikayshen]

Granted! But it take you and extra 2 hours to get home tonight.

I wish I didn't have Jury Duty.