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    Granted, but I hit my head on the bookshelf.

    I wish that the answer to this question is the same as the previous.

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    granted, but the question was "Would you willingly do homoerotic things for free?" and the question before was "Does today's day end with Y?"

    I wish for a turtle

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but the question was "Would you willingly do homoerotic things for free?" and the question before was "Does today's day end with Y?"

    I wish for a turtle
    Granted, but the turtle is.. you guessed it! A face eating demon.

    I wish for a Face Eating Demon Turtle.

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    Granted but you are forced to give it away to the previous wisher...

    I wish for my wish not to be corrupt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atoj View Post
    Granted but you are forced to give it away to the previous wisher...

    I wish for my wish not to be corrupt.
    Granted, your wish is now that you wish to raise alpacas for the rest of your life.

    I wish for my wish to be corrupt as much as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinalDestonaion View Post
    I wish for my wish to be corrupt as much as possible.
    Granted, but your wish will transform in to cute kittens that cuddle you for rest of your life.

    I wish my bowassassin in skyrim could be as lethal as my rogue in wow.


    Blizzard really did a number on the Battered Hilt and you have higher chance of being eaten by a shark inside your own home then finding one drop and winning it.

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    Granted, but your wish will transform in to cute kittens that cuddle you for rest of your life.

    I wish my bowassassin in skyrim could be as lethal as my rogue in wow.
    Granted, but giants are now perpetually chasing you. (And they can't die!)

    I wish I could play skyrim down here in florida...
    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Ford
    Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why few engage in it.
    This explains a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoomChickn View Post
    Granted, but giants are now perpetually chasing you. (And they can't die!)

    I wish I could play skyrim down here in florida...
    Granted, you have the game, but your PC and every other computer you touch crashes before the game even let's you pick your race.

    I wish pokemon were real.
    Quote Originally Posted by pucGG View Post
    He's riding to work, he's not escaping from a star destroyer

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    granted your pikachu hates you and gnaws your face off.

    i wish they celebrated thanksgiving in...idk somewhere they dont.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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    Quote Originally Posted by sac View Post
    granted your pikachu hates you and gnaws your face off.

    i wish they celebrated thanksgiving in...idk somewhere they dont.
    Granted, but the Nigerian "prince" now eating turkey is thankful for having scammed you out of your life savings.

    I wish I was a little bit taller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zdrasti View Post
    Granted, but the Nigerian "prince" now eating turkey is thankful for having scammed you out of your life savings.

    I wish I was a little bit taller.
    Granted, but kids now hit you in the junk, just to play.

    I wish for a good coffee right now! And a totally hetero striptiz!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mpif View Post
    Granted, but kids now hit you in the junk, just to play.

    I wish for a good coffee right now! And a totally hetero striptiz!
    Granted but you spill the coffee in your eyes and now you're Blind.

    Iwish that my Raven Lord would finally drop.

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    granted, but it misunderstood you and dropped its pants in anticipation for some sexy time with you

    I wish for a watermelon...THAT WAS A FACE EATING DEMON!!!!!

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but it misunderstood you and dropped its pants in anticipation for some sexy time with you

    I wish for a watermelon...THAT WAS A FACE EATING DEMON!!!!!
    Granted but it eats your feet instead.

    I wish for a pumpkin pie.

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    granted but you are now allergic for pumkins

    i wish for a goldfish.

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    granted but you are now allergic for pumkins

    i wish for a goldfish.
    Granted, but it is dead.

    I wish for a ham sandwich.
    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Ford
    Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why few engage in it.
    This explains a lot.

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    granted, but it's spoiled and has tentacles

    I wish for a bowling ball

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but it's spoiled and has tentacles

    I wish for a bowling ball
    Granted, but it weighs 1000 pounds.

    I wish for chickens. (And for chick fil A's cows to quit telling people to eat me)
    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Ford
    Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why few engage in it.
    This explains a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoomChickn View Post
    Granted, but it weighs 1000 pounds.

    I wish for chickens. (And for chick fil A's cows to quit telling people to eat me)
    wish granted, but you didn't say anything about SUPERULTRAMEGABRAINEATINGZOMBIE-chickens

    i wish for straight A's on all exams so i get good salary and a nice car

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    Quote Originally Posted by mittacc View Post
    i wish for straight A's on all exams so i get good salary and a nice car
    Granted, but after you're finished with your exam, you will be hit by a car and live the rest of your life as a vegatable.
    I am and always will be the optimist. The hope for far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams.

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