1. #3301
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    Granted, you will corrupt my wish so it does the exact opposite
    I wish sac doesn't get hit by a car tomorrow
    Granted! It is your balls-sack that gets hit instead!

    I wish you were luckier than this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mpif View Post
    Granted! It is your balls-sack that gets hit instead!

    I wish you were luckier than this.
    Granted! He survives and wins the lotto! Along with 4 million others.

    I wish I could go to page 168.

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    granted, but it's full of pictures of your worst phobia

    I wish for pie

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted, but it's full of pictures of your worst phobia

    I wish for pie
    Granted. It holds your soul and others will eat it till nothing is left.

    I wish my feet weren't cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but it's full of pictures of your worst phobia

    I wish for pie
    granted, instead of sugar, salt was put in it.

    I wish for a pony with a pink mane

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saveiro View Post
    Granted. It holds your soul and others will eat it till nothing is left.

    I wish my feet weren't cold.
    Granted, you no longer have feet, by extension, they are not cold.

    Quote Originally Posted by epicasta View Post
    granted, instead of sugar, salt was put in it.

    I wish for a pony with a pink mane
    Granted, it also speaks -- Turns out that's a lot more creepy in real life, you commit suicide.

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    I wish for strawberry frosted mini-wheats cereal
    You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!

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    I wish for strawberry frosted mini-wheats cereal
    Granted, But that wasn't milk in your cereal......


    I wish I could fly.

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    granted, but you only think you can fly b/c of that lsd you just had and now you just jumped off a 20 story building...

    I wish for a slice of my soul pie

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted, but you only think you can fly b/c of that lsd you just had and now you just jumped off a 20 story building...

    I wish for a slice of my soul pie
    Granted, you now have entered a state of "Soulception", Leonardo DeCaprio comes and sues you for copyright infringement
    I wish for some cheese

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    I wish for some cheese
    Granted, as soon as you eat from the tasty cheese you feel something growing inside you, and soon you find yourself transformed in a mouse ...
    Too bad my cat was near looking for a tasty - fat mouse =))

    I wish to be a vampire )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hauroch View Post
    Granted, but your brain becoming bigger causes your brains to start squeezing out your ears

    I wish for pringles
    Granted, but your hand gets stuck in the tube and must be amputated.....your right hand O.O

    I wish for a ring to rule the world.

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    Granted, but Smigol takes it from you as soon as you get it!

    I wish WP7 Mango had as many good applications as Android. (And a god damn free GPS like my Nokia)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mpif View Post
    Granted, but Smigol takes it from you as soon as you get it!

    I wish WP7 Mango had as many good applications as Android. (And a god damn free GPS like my Nokia)
    Granted, but your GPS will fail at a critical moment, causing you to spin your car 180 degrees in the middle of the highway, with the results one would expect.

    I wish I had every game I wanted 5 days before anyone else, so I could write reviews before every other gamer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryuuzoji View Post
    I wish I had every game I wanted 5 days before anyone else, so I could write reviews before every other gamer
    Granted, but you can't spell anymore and no one will read your error-filled reviews. In fact, everyone will hate you for it.

    I wish I had a bear.

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    Granted, but you can't spell anymore and no one will read your error-filled reviews. In fact, everyone will hate you for it.

    I wish I had a bear.
    Granted, and the bear just ate you.

    I wish I could fly.
    Last edited by Electroso; 2011-11-27 at 09:45 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Electroso View Post
    Granted, and the bear just ate you.

    I wish I could fly.
    granted, the US army sees you and immediately orders to have you shot down

    I wish for some waffles

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    I wish for some waffles
    Granted but they are frozen, and you have no way to "unfreeze" them

    Nobody corrupted this one
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    I wish to be a vampire )
    Granted but you're not a cool vampire, but a gay one that sparkles in the sun

    I wish to be a Troll (from the Warcraft Universe)

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    Quote Originally Posted by holz View Post
    I wish to be a Troll (from the Warcraft Universe)
    Granted, but you are a troll rogue and your sole purpose in life is to be turned into a turkey until the end of days.

    I wish I could grill some beef right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eternalwhitemoon View Post
    I wish I could grill some beef right now.
    Granted, but it's not your ordinary beef. It has been spiked with hallucinogens and you go crazy thinking that all of the food you ate that day was trying to eat you!


    I wish I had a cold beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BleedingHollowVeteran View Post
    Granted, but it's not your ordinary beef. It has been spiked with hallucinogens and you go crazy thinking that all of the food you ate that day was trying to eat you!


    I wish I had a cold beer.
    Granted, but by the time its brought to you it got warm :/

    I wish for a cat

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