Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[ehh]

granted, but the only activity you have more time for is pole dancing at a *insert your gender here* strip club

I wish for a cup of hot cocoa

granted, pure cocoa beans float in your cup and uhh a worm
I wish that ice will only cover the roads on days that I do not work

[Deleted]

Granted, it now covers your house instead, effectively sealing you inside with no hope of getting out until it melts away. Will you survive...?
I wish I took an arrow in the knee, so I may spam that meme to death without feeling bad about it.

[ehh]

Granted, it now covers your house instead, effectively sealing you inside with no hope of getting out until it melts away. Will you survive...?
I wish I took an arrow in the knee, so I may spam that meme to death without feeling bad about it.

granted, the arrow came from a bird's eye view through the brain, down the stomach, reaching your knee from above. You survive and live a normal life, but the part of the brain hit caused you to feel bad about useing the meme

i wish Twilight Sparkle would give me a hug

[Deleted]

Granted but because you made no sense in your previous corruption you also get a fart on the face.

I wish for a c-c-c-combo breaker!!

[Adam Jensen]

Granted but because you made no sense in your previous corruption you also get a fart on the face.

I wish for a c-c-c-combo breaker!!

Granted, but then I post another corrupt-a-wish anyways.

I wish I could use WULD NA KEST in real life. It'd be great, pass the PT run test with a time of 3 minutes.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you took an arrow on the knee.

I wish Lady Gaga was a woman.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, but you took an arrow on the knee.

I wish Lady Gaga was a woman.

Granted, but she only wears dresses made of meat.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of hot pockets.

[Loaf]

granted, but they're all the flavor you hate and can't stand

I wish for more people to like Terraria

[Deleted]

granted, but they're all the flavor you hate and can't stand

I wish for more people to like Terraria

Granted, but they are all 5 years old, you are forced to voice chat with them, and their parents are constantly yelling in the background.

I wish I knew how to do port forwarding.

[Deleted]

Granted. But something happens that prevents you fro doing so.

I wish for imagination!

[Aethilus]

Granted, but you imagine only absolutely horribly awful things (that would never sell as a horror movie or etc. either)

I wish to go mountain climbing.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, but you imagine only absolutely horribly awful things (that would never sell as a horror movie or etc. either)

I wish to go mountain climbing.

Granted, but now you're on the top of a butte and your rope just dropped to the desert floor.

I wish my term paper would write itself.

[Loaf]

granted, but every third word is a profanity and the whole paper is directed at insulting your educator.

I wish for the next person to have a corrupt free wish

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, but i corrupted the corruption of your wish on the corruption game forum of corrupting games so i have to corrupt your wish and you wish to corrupt the wish of my wish be corrupted but can't be corrupted cause you can't tell i can be corrupt my corrupted wish of your corrupted wish

i wish to divide by zero

[Loaf]

granted:

granted, but i corrupted the corruption of your wish on the corruption game forum of corrupting games so i have to corrupt your wish and you wish to corrupt the wish of my wish be corrupted but can't be corrupted cause you can't tell i can be corrupt my corrupted wish of your corrupted wish

I wish for something for my new headache ><

[Lyrix1]

Granted, but your old headache came back.

I wish for payday everyday.

[Deleted]

Granted, but it is you who has to pay

I wish for Cyanide and Happynes

[ReaverGX]

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2635/Granted, However your internet will crash and be down for the next 3 weeks.

I wish for the patience to disassemble my Terraria home and rebuild it nicer.

[Blood Crusade]

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2635/Granted, However your internet will crash and be down for the next 3 weeks.

I wish for the patience to disassemble my Terraria home and rebuild it nicer.

Granted, but then you kill the Wall of Flesh, and everything gets corrupt and you just die endlessly.

I wish that Lineage 2 would download faster so I could get to that F2P goodness!

[Eorayn]

Granted, but then you kill the Wall of Flesh, and everything gets corrupt and you just die endlessly.

I wish that Lineage 2 would download faster so I could get to that F2P goodness!

Granted, but the game creates a virus on your computer, making your computer immune to F2P games.

I wish for bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.