Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[FinalDestonaion]

Granted but you had your Scouter upside down, your IQ of 9100 is actually 16

I wish for Grapefruit

Granted, but it causes internal bleeding and explosive diarrhea. Good luck!

I wish for the next wish to be incomplete.

[Aethilus]

Granted, it is incomplete, but the main message can probably still be understood.

I wi_h fo_ this _hread to b_ mo_e A_ESOM_!_!!_!

[BoomChickn]

Granted, but that wish was to give you a million dollars. It was only completed to a penny.

I wish for cake!

[Nightfury Treann]

Granted, go ask GlaDos for it

i wish for Moar skills

[FinalDestonaion]

Granted, go ask GlaDos for it

i wish for Moar skills

Granted, but you the only skills you do receive are useless algebra skills.

I wish for a wish that will grant me a wish.

[Gersey]

Granted, but you the only skills you do receive are useless algebra skills.

I wish for a wish that will grant me a wish.

Your wish is granted... but in granting this wish, your wish is fulfilled so no extra wishes for you!!

I wish for telepathy and telekinesis!

[whatnowalli]

granted, but you read your girlfriends thoughts and she cheated on you so you kill her and go to jail.

I wish schools canceled all fridays and went to a 4 day school week

[Vizardlorde]

Your wish is granted... but in granting this wish, your wish is fulfilled so no extra wishes for you!!

I wish for telepathy and telekinesis!

granted but you can only communicate telepathically in the mandarin language and your telekinesis is limited to moving items that weigh 10 grams at at top speed of 10 meter per minute

i wish for immortality and complete control over time( time travel, time stop, reversing time, accelerating time, etc)

[Aethilus]

granted, but you read your girlfriends thoughts and she cheated on you so you kill her and go to jail.

I wish schools canceled all fridays and went to a 4 day school week

Granted, but your school goes to 16 hour days.

granted but you can only communicate telepathically in the mandarin language and your telekinesis is limited to moving items that weigh 10 grams at at top speed of 10 meter per minute

i wish for immortality and complete control over time( time travel, time stop, reversing time, accelerating time, etc)

Granted, you are immortal, but you age in the same way a normal person would, thus you end up being so old and decrepit you want your life to end. You are also granted time control, but you are unable to change anything including your own actions, thus you are able to time travel and revisit and redo the exact same moments endlessly. (You never asked for control over where you end up in time, so you just time travel throughout your own life.)

I wish for no more 2-part wishes.

[whatnowalli]

granted, but people start making 3-part wishes

i wish i was a fish and had 3 dollars and a she-fish

note* only the fish one i meant for this game

[Loaf]

granted but

I wish for bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[Icebear]

granted but

I wish for bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Granted, but they are not used as bananas.

I wish for bad things to happend!

[HolgerDK]

Granted, but the effect of the bad things is miniscule

I wish for a Nissan GT-R

[Dassen]

Granted, but you'll have to pick it up in Australia and transport it back yourself.

I wish for complete skills in PHP & MySQL.

[Serj Tankian]

I wish for a Nissan GT-R

Granted, but on it's first day it breaks down beyond repair.


I wish for world peace.

[oseven]

I wish for world peace.

Granted, however, you can no longer use your reproductive organs.

I wish for this thread to end.

[Loaf]

granted, but I brought it back to life!!!!

I wish for a coin

[Oradraffe]

granted, but I brought it back to life!!!!

I wish for a coin

Granted, but the coin is made of plutonium.

I wish for a heated pool

[Krullthor]

granted, but I brought it back to life!!!!

I wish for a coin

granted, I am looking at one right now

I wish for an image of a cat

[Loaf]

Granted, but the coin is made of plutonium.

I wish for a heated pool

granted, but it's in a volcano

granted, I am looking at one right now

I wish for an image of a cat

granted, but it's a demon cat that haunts you nonstop until the day you die

I wish for some tasty food