Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Maester]

Granted, but by getting nothing, you're getting something, therefore you're not getting nothing.

I wish I am able to do anything I want. Anything.

[FinalDestonaion]

Granted, but by getting nothing, you're getting something, therefore you're not getting nothing.

I wish I am able to do anything I want. Anything.

Granted, but you have no brain.

I wish for a llama that shoots lasers out of it's eyes and is named George.

[Agoonga]

Granted, but you have no brain.

I wish for a llama that shoots lasers out of it's eyes and is named George.

Granted, but I had to removed its eyes for the lasers and it can't see.

I wish for a robot that did everything I told it to do.

[Loaf]

granted, but it shorts out if you tell it do anything that isn't in the ancient mayan language

I wish for a potato

[Llarold]

Granted, but the potato is irradiated, and gives you dick cancer.

I wish my parents were still around.

[sivenom]

Granted, but the potato is irradiated, and gives you dick cancer.

I wish my parents were still around.

Granted, but they are now zombies and lead an army of the undead.

I wish Calculus didn't exist.

[Naturae]

Granted, but they are now zombies and lead an army of the undead.

I wish Calculus didn't exist.

Granted, now the hardest math is Algebra.

I wish Lady Gaga was president of the United States of America.

[Loaf]

granted, but we launch a nuke at a random country once a month for 'no' reason whatsoever

I wish for grapes

[Bayhas]

Granted, now the hardest math is Algebra.

I wish Lady Gaga was president of the United States of America.

Granted, however Lady Gaga pulls off her mask and is ACTUALLY Obama.

I wish that you were the wind beneath my wings.

[sivenom]

Granted, however Lady Gaga pulls off her mask and is ACTUALLY Obama.

I wish that you were the wind beneath my wings.

Granted, but You is codename for the next explosive german sheperd prototype.

I wish my dog could fly.

[Llarold]

Granted, but You is codename for the next explosive german sheperd prototype.

I wish my dog could fly.

Granted. He uses his new power to drop craps down upon your bed while you sleep.

I wish for new episodes of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast that capture the spirit of the original television show.

[BoomChickn]

Granted, but your TV breaks

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[sivenom]

Granted, but it's over now.

I wish the sea was made of jello.

[Loaf]

granted, but b/c of how jello is, boats don't exist and America was never discovered

I wish for a puppy

[Naturae]

Granted, but it's over now.

I wish the sea was made of jello.

Granted but the Jello gets eaten by PETA because it's harmful to the environment and is gone just as fast as it got there.


I wish for Gay Marriage legalization.

[Mormolyce]

granted, but b/c of how jello is, boats don't exist and America was never discovered

I wish for a puppy

Granted, but it's the puppy of THE DEMON DOG CERBERUS HIMSELF! He does a big poop on your rug! And that rug really tied the room together!

I wish for an icecream that constantly replenishes after every lick.

[Naturae]

Granted, but it's the puppy of THE DEMON DOG CERBERUS HIMSELF! He does a big poop on your rug! And that rug really tied the room together!

I wish for an icecream that constantly replenishes after every lick.

Granted, the new word for penis is ice.


I wish for free cheetohs at every fast food place.

[Slammin Shaman]

Granted, the new word for penis is ice.


I wish for free cheetohs at every fast food place.

Granted, unfortunately cheetos are now just the term for cheetah feces

I wish I didn't have to go my classes tomorrow

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you have to make up several pounds of papers.

I wish for immortality.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you have to make up several pounds of papers.

I wish for immortality.

You are now immortal, an immortal sparkling vampire, who goes to high school for the rest of its life.

I wish System of a Down would play a gig in my living room.