Granted, but the change is due to a toxic chemical, wiping out life on earth.
I wish for something to wish for.
I wish that everyone had complete immunity to disease and general unhealth.
EDIT- Shoot, too late.
granted, but flashinestas decided gold isn't in anymore so now its worth nothing.
I wish for someone to love me
granted, but the joke... will be on you
I wish everyone feared me
Granted, but it's now empty instead of half empty.
I wish for a beta invite!
Granted but your glasses have been run over by a car
I wanna be famous!