Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

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Granted, but it's now empty instead of half empty.

I wish for a beta invite!

Granted, but you get it 5 mins before the beta ends and there is a 6 min queue time on the log on servers..

I wish I knew where my glasses where.

[fuzzynoah1]

Granted but your glasses have been run over by a car
I wanna be famous!

[ghost wrekk]

Granted, but nobody leaves you alone.

I wish for a lifetime supply of cake!

[Deleted]

Granted, but nobody leaves you alone.

I wish for a lifetime supply of cake!

Granted, except you can only eat pie to survive.

I wish that my glasses had not been run over by a car.

[theredviola]

Granted, except you can only eat pie to survive.

I wish that my glasses had not been run over by a car.

Granted, but instead your cell phone gets run over.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, but its monopoly money
I wish I had two ferrets

[Livermunch]

Granted, but they are both dead and super glued to your floor and immovable as they slowly decompose.

I wish I owned a top-hat.

[Hoofshock]

Granted, but it's way too small for your head and it has a hole in it.

I wish I had a genie in a bottle.

[-Zait-]

Granted, but the Genie kills you after your 3rd wish, and you can't wish for infinite wishes :3

I wish I had a Prototype powers!

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, but the Genie kills you after your 3rd wish, and you can't wish for infinite wishes :3

I wish I had a Prototype powers!

Granted. But your power is only that you can breath indefinitely underwater.

I wish this goddamn college year would just end already.

[Hoofshock]

Granted, but you have to take an additional, lengthened year next.

I wish that Princess Zelda wouldn't get kidnapped so often.

[Powerogue]

Granted, but you have to take an additional, lengthened year next.

I wish that Princess Zelda wouldn't get kidnapped so often.

Granted, they cease making zelda games entirely, having no other ideas.

I wish for a Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time...

[Deathwing the Destroyer]

Granted, they cease making zelda games entirely, having no other ideas.

I wish for a Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time...

Granted, but it breaks while being shipped to you.

I wish for beta! ^o^

[Aronaz]

Granted, but it breaks while being shipped to you.

I wish for beta! ^o^

Granted but beta ends tomorrow!

I wish for spare time!

[Veroly]

Granted but beta ends tomorrow!

I wish for spare time!

granted but you start a full time job tomorrow.

i wish for my corrupted ashbringer that got stolen from me in BC.

[Hoofshock]

Granted, but you DC every time you equip it.
I wish that I had Superman's powers

[Zelk]

Granted, but you have kryptonite dust in your lungs.
I wish Anchorman 2 was out now.

[Niellak]

Granted, but your eyes and ear's have exploded due to the wait and can't watch / hear it.

I wish i could control time

[Argarock]

Granted, but your eyes and ear's have exploded due to the wait and can't watch / hear it.

I wish i could control time

Granted, but you can only control time within an area of 1 cm^3

I wish Blizz made Character transfers (migration) free!

[Niellak]

Granted, but you can only transfer 1 character every 10years

I wish for no monthly house bill's