1. #3761
    Quote Originally Posted by Lunaesca View Post
    I wish pie didn't exist.
    Granted, pie will be invented tomorrow.

    I wish I will invent pie tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon537 View Post
    Granted, pie will be invented tomorrow.

    I wish I will invent pie tomorrow.
    Haha nice one! Touche my friend, touche.

    Granted, but someone else gets credit for it and you are outcast for trying to claim it was you that invented it.

    I wish my wishes will come true without any bad consequences tied to them.

  3. #3763
    Granted, but you only get one wish a week.

    I wish that nothing bad ever happened to anyone in the world ever again.



  4. #3764
    Granted. No one dies and the world soon becomes over populated. 1000 years pass, and the Earth becomes uninhabitable.

    I wish there was a Blizzcon this year where we finally get information regarding Titan.

  5. #3765
    Granted, but then Blizzard HQ crumbles due to an extreme earthquake shortly after the information was released.

    I wish Torchlight II would release sooner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theklocko View Post
    Granted, but then Blizzard HQ crumbles due to an extreme earthquake shortly after the information was released.

    I wish Torchlight II would release sooner.
    Granted, but when you got the cd key it was false and didn't work and you raged and jumped out of your window.

    I wish my new keyboard I ordered today would come here today D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyseria View Post
    Granted, but when you got the cd key it was false and didn't work and you raged and jumped out of your window.

    I wish my new keyboard I ordered today would come here today D:

    Granted but your keyboard is broken , not fixable , and no refund.

    Jesus is our lord and savior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enphestid View Post
    Granted but your keyboard is broken , not fixable , and no refund.

    Jesus is our lord and savior.
    Granted, but Jesus is secretly a Satanist who condemns all the righteous to hell for the lulz.

    I wish I could get some sleep.
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  9. #3769
    Granted. 5 billion years pass, and you wake up just in time for the inevitable end of the world as the sun turns into a super nova and incinerates everything instantly.

    I wish the season finale of How I Met Your Mother was less crappy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4KhazModan View Post
    Granted. 5 billion years pass, and you wake up just in time for the inevitable end of the world as the sun turns into a super nova and incinerates everything instantly.

    I wish the season finale of How I Met Your Mother was less crappy.
    Granted, but the networks decided to play some random sports game during it's timeslot and due to licensing restrictions it isn't available on hulu/netflix/etc.

    I wish we lived in an era when FTL travel was common (Star Wars, Star Trek, etc)
    Putin khuliyo

  11. #3771
    Granted, but you have some rare disease that makes it so you can't travel in space.

    I wish I knew everything that will happen, an hour before it does.



  12. #3772
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you have some rare disease that makes it so you can't travel in space.

    I wish I knew everything that will happen, an hour before it does.
    Granted, but no one will believe your knowledge of an hour later.

    I wish that my classes would finally end!

  13. #3773
    Quote Originally Posted by Deathwing the Destroyer View Post
    Granted, but no one will believe your knowledge of an hour later.

    I wish that my classes would finally end!
    (I'd be fine with that. At least I could avoid everything bad that would happen, lol.)

    Granted, but you get stuck in some dead end job that you hate, and you can't quit. The only way out is to kill yourself.

    I wish wishes were no longer wishes, fishes, or dishes, but varnishes.



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    Granted, but your varnish is tarnished.

    I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneeyedirishman View Post
    Granted, but your varnish is tarnished.

    I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
    Granted?........ wait..... dammit







    I wish to be able to change the reality

  16. #3776
    Quote Originally Posted by maxilian View Post
    Granted?........ wait..... dammit







    I wish to be able to change the reality
    Granted, but you vanish out of this reality into another where you have absolute control.

    I wish I could lay eggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikarus View Post
    Granted, but you vanish out of this reality into another where you have absolute control.

    I wish I could lay eggs.
    Granted, but now you are kept on a farm while corporations harvest your delicious eggs.

    I wish I had a complete and full understanding of life, the universe, and everything
    Putin khuliyo

  18. #3778
    Granted, but you become severely depressed because of the true meaning of it all and off yourself.

    I wish that I was given the ability to completely recustomize myself irl.



  19. #3779
    Granted, but the customization options are awful and your graphics are poorly rendered.

    I wish for a snickers bar.

  20. #3780
    Granted.... but for the genies magic to work he must use a blood sacrifice that comes from your own bloodline.

    I wish for uncorrupted wishes.

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