Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Ricen]

Granted, but as soon as you get it, your penis falls off.

I wish the person who replies to this wish dies. Instantaneously.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but your entire family (excluding you, of course) dies with me.

I wish I wasn't dead.

[FinalDestonaion]

Granted, but your entire family (excluding you, of course) dies with me.

I wish I wasn't dead.

Granted, but you live in prehistoric times, in which you are always being chased by dinosaurs. Oh, and you're naked.

I wish I was more active in this thread.

[Alistairr]

Granted, but you live in prehistoric times, in which you are always being chased by dinosaurs. Oh, and you're naked.

I wish I was more active in this thread.

Granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish for Khal Drogo to come back alive and kick some ass.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but since I don't know who that is, I bring back the wrong person, and they give you some disease that makes you unable to go outside.

I wish I had a slab of fish.

[Phoenexis]

Granted, but since I don't know who that is, I bring back the wrong person, and they give you some disease that makes you unable to go outside.

I wish I had a slab of fish.

Granted, but the fish are deadly electrical eels.

I wish Final Fantasy IX was remade on the PS3 console.

[FknRawr]

Granted, but the fish are deadly electrical eels.

I wish Final Fantasy IX was remade on the PS3 console.

Granted, but its chosen as michael bay's first foray into video game directing, and ends up having a lot of bright lights and explosions where there are no need for them.

I wish for knowledge surpassing any other mortal.

[Kavoo]

Granted, but its chosen as michael bay's first foray into video game directing, and ends up having a lot of bright lights and explosions where there are no need for them.

I wish for knowledge surpassing any other mortal.

granted, but you went insane.

I want to be a millionaire !

[Totle]

granted, but you went insane.

I want to be a millionaire !

Granted, but the briefcase you found the million dollars in was tied to an FBI investigation and you are now jailed under suspicion of domestic terrorism.

I want to get accepted to a US medical school.

[Daboogyman]

Granted, but the briefcase you found the million dollars in was tied to an FBI investigation and you are now jailed under suspicion of domestic terrorism.

I want to get accepted to a US medical school.

Granted, but within a week you are kicked out for questionable acts involving cadavers.
I wish that Narnia was real.

[Wolfbear]

Granted, but within a week you are kicked out for questionable acts involving cadavers.
I wish that Narnia was real.

Granted, but you aren't allowed to go, and if you do so happen to find yourself in Narnia, Mr Tumnus rats you out to the White Witch. You will be then be taken to her dungeon and waterboarded until death.

I wish for the ability to stop time.

[FknRawr]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to go, and if you do so happen to find yourself in Narnia, Mr Tumnus rats you out to the White Witch. You will be then be taken to her dungeon and waterboarded until death.

I wish for the ability to stop time.

Works too well. You have to watch your family, then their kids, then their kids, and so on be born, grow old, and die.

I wish i had my favourite band on-call.

[Lolita]

Works too well. You have to watch your family, then their kids, then their kids, and so on be born, grow old, and die.

I wish i had my favourite band on-call.

Granted. But your favorite band dies in a plane crash so instead you get Justin Beiber.

I wish everyone would leave me alone.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you soon are in a fatal accident, and the paramedics don't do anything.

I wish that poster 4286 gets a completely uncorrupted wish.

[Phoenexis]

Granted, but you soon are in a fatal accident, and the paramedics don't do anything.

I wish that poster 4286 gets a completely uncorrupted wish.

Granted, but said poster gets a second wish that negates the first one. (shit)

I wish I had a corrupted wish.

[Temp name]

granted, and you dont die (i win)

i wish i had a better pc (can't wait to see this one going wrong)

[Adam Jensen]

granted, and you dont die (i win)

i wish i had a better pc (can't wait to see this one going wrong)

Granted. But after 10 minutes the harddrive explodes for no goddamn reason and a piece of shrapnel kills your cat.

I wish for world peace

[Loaf]

granted, but the wish gets misunderstood and instead you get a piece of the world

I wish for cheesecake

[Adam Jensen]

granted, but the wish gets misunderstood and instead you get a piece of the world

I wish for cheesecake

Granted, you now have a cake made of Casu marzu

I wish for a new girlfriend

[Deleted]

Granted, you now have a cake made of Casu marzu

I wish for a new girlfriend

Granted, but the new girlfriend is so in-explicably annoying compared to your current one that you resolve to kill her; AND your current one has fled to the other side of the world, so no rebound for you!

I wish that I could hover 14cm above whatever surface I am above.