Granted, but as soon as you get it, your penis falls off.
I wish the person who replies to this wish dies. Instantaneously.
Granted, but as soon as you get it, your penis falls off.
I wish the person who replies to this wish dies. Instantaneously.
When a wild forum troll appears
Granted, but your entire family (excluding you, of course) dies with me.
I wish I wasn't dead.
Granted, but since I don't know who that is, I bring back the wrong person, and they give you some disease that makes you unable to go outside.
I wish I had a slab of fish.
Last edited by Wolfbear; 2012-05-25 at 03:06 AM. Reason: Too brutal punishment for stepping into Narnia.
Granted, but you soon are in a fatal accident, and the paramedics don't do anything.
I wish that poster 4286 gets a completely uncorrupted wish.
granted, and you dont die (i win)
i wish i had a better pc (can't wait to see this one going wrong)
Last edited by Temp name; 2012-05-25 at 09:11 AM.
Granted, you now have a cake made of Casu marzu
I wish for a new girlfriend
Putin khuliyo