1. #4201
    Quote Originally Posted by Lieutenant Commander Data View Post
    I wish I was married to Candice Swanepoel
    Granted, but she's not photoshopped.

    I wish that I really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like...
    Last edited by Endom; 2012-08-29 at 09:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    I wish I were the sole winner of a €100+ million Euromillions jackpot and managed to turn in the winning ticket.
    Granted, but now you can only talk like this guy:
    Quote Originally Posted by Endom View Post
    I wish that I really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like...
    Granted, you find a unipegacorn, I guess?

    I wish people liked me.

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    Granted,now everybody in the world likes you and wants to be with you 24/7 resulting in a untimely death at the hands of the worlds population crushing you under their feet.

    I wish my girlfriends boobs werent so juicy and addictive!

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    I wish my girlfriends boobs werent so juicy and addictive!
    Granted, but while her boobs are flat and as dry as Sahara, her ass swells and starts secreting maple syrup.

    I wish I had incorruptible wishes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by That Feel View Post
    Granted, but while her boobs are flat and as dry as Sahara, her ass swells and starts secreting maple syrup.

    I wish I had incorruptible wishes.
    Granted, but you are killed before you can make any wishes.

    I wish for a double ristretto nonfat organic chocolate brownie frappuccino, extra hot with foam and whipped cream upside-down double-blended.
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

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    Granted, but you are killed before you can make any wishes.

    I wish for a double ristretto nonfat organic chocolate brownie frappuccino, extra hot with foam and whipped cream upside-down double-blended.
    granted, now take a straw and suck it up from the desert sand before it seeps into the soil. what, you didn't specify it needed to go in a cup?

    I wish I could turn into any gaming character at will.

  7. #4207
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted, now take a straw and suck it up from the desert sand before it seeps into the soil. what, you didn't specify it needed to go in a cup?

    I wish I could turn into any gaming character at will.
    Granted, but you are thrust into the character's respective game at maximum difficulty and do not have any extra lives. Game over is permanent.

    I WISH FOR A BUCKET OF PAINT.

  8. #4208
    Quote Originally Posted by The Madgod View Post
    Granted, but you are thrust into the character's respective game at maximum difficulty and do not have any extra lives. Game over is permanent.

    I WISH FOR A BUCKET OF PAINT.
    Granted, it falls from the sky and crushes your skull.

    I wish for a new cell phone.
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

  9. #4209
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket Surgeon View Post
    Granted, it falls from the sky and crushes your skull.

    I wish for a new cell phone.
    Granted but its a cricket phone and the screen is always cracked.

    I wish to not be bald and fat.

  10. #4210
    Quote Originally Posted by Vinney View Post
    Granted but its a cricket phone and the screen is always cracked.

    I wish to not be bald and fat.
    Granted; congratulations, you are now a stork!

    I wish to be the admin of MMO-Champion.

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    I wish to be the admin of MMO-Champion.
    Granted, but "mmo" was mistaken for "moo", you are now the admin of MOO-Champion... ALL HAIL KING OF THE BOVINES!!!!

    I wish people in my guild didn't have gigantic ego's...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Endom View Post
    Granted, but "mmo" was mistaken for "moo", you are now the admin of MOO-Champion... ALL HAIL KING OF THE BOVINES!!!!

    I wish people in my guild didn't have gigantic ego's...
    Granted but now they are a bunch of undergeared scrubs with low self esteem.

    I wish for this forum game to come to an end.

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    I wish for this forum game to come to an end.
    Granted. This forum game dies. But a priest resurrects it.

    I wish for a Digimon Partner

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    Granted. This forum game dies. But a priest resurrects it.

    I wish for a Digimon Partner
    Granted! But he started collecting pokemons.
    I wish for warriors to be best in wow pvp in mop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holz View Post
    Granted. This forum game dies. But a priest resurrects it.

    I wish for a Digimon Partner
    Granted but a digivirus corrupts your Omnimon partner and turns it into a pokemon... Magikarp.

    I wish for all priests to vanish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bicheru View Post
    I wish for warriors to be best in wow pvp in mop.
    Granted. You get hacked and your warrior deleted. Blizzard will not restore it. This happens at level 17 every time you level a warrior for the entire expansion, until 6.0.3 and the release of the next expansion: WoW: Electric Boogaloo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vizardlorde View Post
    I wish for all priests to vanish
    Granted. They are now all Paladins.

    I wish I didn't hate everyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted. You get hacked and your warrior deleted. Blizzard will not restore it. This happens at level 17 every time you level a warrior for the entire expansion, until 6.0.3 and the release of the next expansion: WoW: Electric Boogaloo.
    Granted. They are now all Paladins.

    I wish I didn't hate everyone.
    Granted,you now love everybody in the world,your mind gets so over excited due to all this loving that it explodes.

    I wish i could smell a funny colour and look at someone in that tone of voice.

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    Granted, but you lose the ability to understand basic communcation.

    I wish was immortal but could choose to end my life whenever I wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clarden View Post
    Granted, but you lose the ability to understand basic communcation.

    I wish was immortal but could choose to end my life whenever I wanted.
    granted. you are now a SC2 immortal. you can still be killed by any force that can kill a SC2 immortal, including but not limited to small arms fire, knives, animals and other such nonsense.

    I wish i owned a copy of every single book, pamphlet, letter, magazine and other written material that has ever existed, perfectly translated into English, safely locked away in a gigantic underground complex that's protected against all artificial or natural disasters that additionally has a google-like search engine that shows where i can find something. not for myself, but for the advancement of humanity.

  20. #4220
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. you are now a SC2 immortal. you can still be killed by any force that can kill a SC2 immortal, including but not limited to small arms fire, knives, animals and other such nonsense.

    I wish i owned a copy of every single book, pamphlet, letter, magazine and other written material that has ever existed, perfectly translated into English, safely locked away in a gigantic underground complex that's protected against all artificial or natural disasters that additionally has a google-like search engine that shows where i can find something. not for myself, but for the advancement of humanity.
    Granted but you forgot the password/combination to the complex and no one could ever break into it.

    I wish I was a baller, a little bit taller, and a girl that looked so good I would call her.

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