Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[wimbo125]

Granted, but you seemed to have bad judgement, so you are dog-ugly.

I wish for a Jaguar E-Type!

[Vinney]

Granted, but you seemed to have bad judgement, so you are dog-ugly.

I wish for a Jaguar E-Type!

Granted but its a Lego model and some pieces are missing.

I wish I had a time machine.

[Clarden]

Granted, but the only time it can go to is the apocolypse

I wish I had a good guy reputation, but still gets laid.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Granted, but the only time it can go to is the apocolypse

I wish I had a good guy reputation, but still gets laid.

Granted, all of the most homely and disgusting people are just lining up for you.

I wish I was a Super Saiyan.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,but some div mixed up the potions so when you try to burst into a golden super saiyan you instead burst into flames like the human torch,but die instantly.

I wish,therefore i am.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted,but some div mixed up the potions so when you try to burst into a golden super saiyan you instead burst into flames like the human torch,but die instantly.

I wish,therefore i am.

Granted. According to quantum mechanics you exist and at the same time don't exist.

I wish that a working version of the warp drive existed and was implemented on spaceships and that traveling through space on such a drive was cheaper and safer than flying aircraft is today.

[Raphtheone]

Granted. According to quantum mechanics you exist and at the same time don't exist.

I wish that a working version of the warp drive existed and was implemented on spaceships and that traveling through space on such a drive was cheaper and safer than flying aircraft is today.

Granted, but the only working version that is and ever will be is private property and he won't let anyone else take a ride.

I wish that warp drive ship was mine.

[Clarden]

Granted, but you forever lose the keys to the ship and it will simply be junk in your garage.

I wish I could hold my breath underwater for an extended period of time

[Vinney]

Granted, but you forever lose the keys to the ship and it will simply be junk in your garage.

I wish I could hold my breath underwater for an extended period of time

Granted but now youre a gay fish.

I wish this HM DS run would hurry up!

[Rocket Surgeon]

Granted but now youre a gay fish.

I wish this HM DS run would hurry up!

Granted, after 4 wipes in a row everyone quits.

I wish I had a can of YooHoo.

[Omertocracy]

I wish I had a can of YooHoo.

Granted. IT expired in 1993.

I wish I could get this dream out of my head.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted. IT expired in 1993.

I wish I could get this dream out of my head.

Granted. The dream is gone, replaced by Justin Bieber's greatest hit. And no song will remove it.

I wish I hadn't gotten up so early.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,now you are permanently getting your head sucked by a Drowzee (Pokemon) constantly casting Dream Eater and as a result he eventually sucks so hard your brain pops out.

I wish forum trolls and whiners would die a horrible horrible death and never play games ever again!

[FusedMass]

Granted. no one is left on the internet. Even the dev's have left and died. You are alone in all the games you play and pretty soon there's no one ever online or even to make video games.

I wish to be the richest person in the world.

[Raphtheone]

Granted. no one is left on the internet. Even the dev's have left and died. You are alone in all the games you play and pretty soon there's no one ever online or even to make video games.

I wish to be the richest person in the world.

Granted, you're now King Midas. Good luck.

I wish for all the objects that FusedMass touches.

[Deleted]

Granted, you're now King Midas. Good luck.

I wish for all the objects that FusedMass touches.

granted. the first thing he touches is his dick. you're now in possession of FusedMass' dick.

I wish to become the ultimate fighter, like noone has ever had the pleasure to exist.

[Omertocracy]

I wish I could get this dream out of my head.

I granted my own wish, but the nightmare last night was definitely not worth it.

I wish to become the ultimate fighter, like noone has ever had the pleasure to exist.

Granted, but the rest of the world has gone beyond the need to fight so your choice is either to kill everyone or go back to having a useless skill.

I wish for Glyph of Demon Hunting to grant 6% crit suppression so my Warlock can tank.

[Deleted]

I granted my own wish, but the nightmare last night was definitely not worth it.

Granted, but the rest of the world has gone beyond the need to fight so your choice is either to kill everyone or go back to having a useless skill.

I wish for Glyph of Demon Hunting to grant 6% crit suppression so my Warlock can tank.

granted. if you got Glyph of Demon Hunting active, you now have 6% less chance to crit.

I wish i received both kinds of training from the thread I created a few days ago, as well as the 500M reward and the combined training (http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...uld-you-choose).

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,your now so busy with training you never leave the house to do anything.

I wish smelly dog farts werent so smelly.

[Phookah]

Granted,your now so busy with training you never leave the house to do anything.

I wish smelly dog farts werent so smelly.

Granted, but now all of your farts smell like the dog.
I wish I could sleep.