Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Omertocracy]

Granted, you now have an infinite supply of pennies. All non-government run stores are able to refuse you any form of service, and you can never buy anything you need.

Ah! But I can exchange them at banks, they aren't stores!

I wish I was lucky.

Granted. You are Lucky, one of the puppies from 101 Dalmatians.

I wish I didn't see ants and spiders in my peripheral vision even when none are there.

[Temp name]

I wish I didn't see ants and spiders in my peripheral vision even when none are there.

Granted. There are now ants and spiders instead.

I wish my guild will down heroic Madness today.

[Ridesdel]

Granted. There are now ants and spiders instead.

I wish my guild will down heroic Madness today.

Granted, but your guild disbands immediately after due to loot drama, and you missed the raid

i wish i was a vampire

[Deleted]

Granted but you are in the desert with no hope of hiding from the sun.

I wish i was more muscular.

[Deleted]

Granted, you just gained a gram of muscles.

I wish I could remember my curriculum for this semester.

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, but now it's the only thing that you can remember.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Dassen]

Granted, but now you need an oxygen tank to survive above water (blabla something about hypersensitivity to nitrogen blabla)

I wish I could get rid of my sleeping issues and have a normal circadian rhythm without medication.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you can now sleep normally, but can no longer do anything but sleep and sit perfectly still in bed.

I wish the sun was blue instead, without any temperature change.

[Artra]

Granted, but you now have gone blind, so you will never see the sun again.

I wish I had the funds to build a top of the line gaming computer.

[Totle]

Granted, but you now have gone blind, so you will never see the sun again.

I wish I had the funds to build a top of the line gaming computer.

Granted, but during assembly you unknowingly lost a vital screw and now the machine doesn't work.

I wish Blizz would bring back all PvP sets and make VoA/BH PVP only drops, purchasable.

[Deleted]

Granted, but during assembly you unknowingly lost a vital screw and now the machine doesn't work.

I wish Blizz would bring back all PvP sets and make VoA/BH PVP only drops, purchasable.

granted. The Sha of Fear will only drop PvE items though, as will any other boss in MoP.

I wish I had a partner to fool around with.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but since you don't specify what exactly you want to fool around with, it's a giant being made out of rock (Think Rockmen from FTL), that can't enter houses.

I wish I had an infinite army of clones, that would do whatever I told them to.

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, but your clones only have a lifespan of 1 minute and 47 seconds.

I wish I had a moonbase.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you're the only survivor of a random apocalypse, stranded on the moon with just enough supplies to last you a month, no weaponry of any sort, and a huge army of evil monster things.

I wish I was immortal.

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, but your now floating around in space.

I wish I had some weapons to fight of these evil monster things...

[ghostkitteh]

(I'm rather fine with endlessly floating in space. Beats sitting around doing nothing on my computer, plus I might eventually stumble upon life on other planets.)

Granted, but it's because you yourself turn into a monster, causing you to be in constant pain, but you now kick other monsters asses.

I wish I come across some form of civilization while floating around space.

[Xilurm]

Granted, but they enslave you and put you in a room made of metal, never to be opened.

I wish I could control time and space.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you only get your powers on one condition, that you rescue me from this room so we may aid Scarecrow.

I wish that I had a magical gun that could do whatever I wanted it to.

[Deleted]

I wish that I had a magical gun that could do whatever I wanted it to.

Granted, but you get no bullets.

I wish i had some suggar for my coffee.

[ghostkitteh]

It's magical and can do anything. That would include firing without bullets or using anything as ammunition, lol.

Granted, but it's explosive.