Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Fadees]

Granted, but you'll have a test every day from September 26 until 5.1.

I wish my hairline wasn't receding.

[An-Tuirseach]

Granted, but how your hairline will proceed down your face until it's covered in a thick layer of fur.

I wish I had 1000 USD.

[Deleted]

Granted, but how your hairline will proceed down your face until it's covered in a thick layer of fur.

I wish I had 1000 USD.

granted. you got 1000 USD worth of moist towelettes.

I wish the weather would clear up so i could go to the midnight opening of MoP.

[Fadees]

Granted, but the store you're going to gets robbed and you're held at gunpoint until the 26th.

I wish class would end early so I could get ready for MoP.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but Blizzard decides to shut down the servers forever, and uses their money to go off into space, ceasing to exist as a game development company.

I wish that my corruption goes entirely as planned.

[Pud'n]

Granted, but then mole-people invade your country.

I wish I could fly.

[Fadees]

Granted, but you can only fly upward, you're completely incapable of descending. So you'll fly up and up into space and die quickly due to lack of oxygen. Or your head will explode, however space death works.

I wish I was better at guitar.

[Balazaar]

I wish I was better at guitar.

Granted, you become the most skilled guitar player the world has ever known, but you lost all your fingers in a tragic sausage grinder accident.

I wish I was thin.

[Fadees]

Granted, but the only food available to you is a combination of sausage and human fingers.

I wish my dog wasn't in heat.

[Nario64]

Granted, but it turns out you enjoy it so much that you end up becoming a professor, thus making a horrible wage and never quite fulfilling any of your life goals.

I wish I could get laid.

[Darkis]

Granted, but he/she "finishes" before you do, and doesn't want to go on.

I wish i owned a Maserati. Yep, that simple.

[Deleted]

Granted, but he/she "finishes" before you do, and doesn't want to go on.

I wish i owned a Maserati. Yep, that simple.

granted. you now own a slave named Maserati.

i wish i had a slave lady myself that would always obey me and never rebel against me and which doesn't get me into trouble with the law.

[Deleted]

i wish i had a slave lady myself that would always obey me and never rebel against me and which doesn't get me into trouble with the law.

Granted, your friends and family just forsook you because you keep a slave. (at least you didn't get into trouble with the law )

I wish for more wine! NAO!

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, the earth is now flooded with wine.

I wish I didn't have to construct additional pylons.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you never have to construct additional pylons again because you already had an infinite amount, which take up the entirety of the universe, killing everyone.

I wish I had 863,282,268,291,185,839,129,396,439,369,328,363,539.46 USD.

[roflmfao]

Granted, but all the bills are in the denomination you asked for, 863 dollar bill, 282 dollar bill, 268 dillar bill...

I wish I had the day off to go home and play panda

[ripkurrle]

Granted. Play panda is code word for sitting in the garden eating bamboo right?

I wish I studied more for my upcoming exams.

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, you studied so much you forgot to eat, and now you're dead.

I wish I could enter peoples dreams and give them nightmares.

[Omertocracy]

I wish I could enter peoples dreams and give them nightmares.

Granted, but they know who did it and where you live. Good luck with that.

I wish my dishes were clean.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you're dishes are now done, by some psychotic demon maid who is just about to stab you. Have fun!

I wish I had a dish with a bit of fish.