Granted, you are now a pink rock. :P
I wish to live in a mansion, with a personal beach and a pool, a tennis court and a badminton one too, and I think that's it. :b
Granted, but you must forever carry my pink rock self.
I wish nobody screws up this wish.
(Also Majad, I found that song for you.)
Granted! There's something really dark in your brain that you are unaware of, meaning that you have some kind of mental disease, because of this, you constantly blackout or start doing things you can't remember, one of these things is that you wish you were a pink rock. :P
I wish my hair was a mixture of red and green.
Granted, you're now known as Mr. Christmas.
I wish I was mentally healthy. (Because I'm not anyways, so hah!)
Granted! You are now mentally healthy because some scientists gave you special pills to cure your mental illness! The problem is that now you have grown an extra arm on the middle of your chest, an ear on your foot and two fingers on your leg!
I wish to be the most muscled man on Earth! I obviously do not, but I want to see where this goes. :P
Psh, like I'd ever take pills of any sort.
Granted, you're muscle mass continuously grows until you explode, coating the world in Mr. Christmas for eternity. Or until somebody cleans you up.
I wish I wasn't a freak mutant.
Granted! But because, you those pills still had a third effect, that only appeared one year later, you are now a pink person! :P
I wish I was the size of an ant so I could explore the confines of the garden of my house! :P
Eh, I could totally deal with being pink, especially if I were a Twi'lek.
Granted, but you still have to carry me around, so you're some freak ant that the military is constantly trying to kill, even though you're tiny.
I wish I wasn't so tired, so that I could keep thinking of corruptions and wishes to keep this going ad infinitum.
(You're free to make stop making my wishes corrupt! :P
Granted! You are now a pink scientist Twi'lek that discovered a pill that would make you to be able not to spend the same energy everyday, meaning that the energy you used for one day now lasts for one month, thus you're don't get tired! Problem is, if you go to the toilet any time, you loose all that one month energy, and you can only recharge the energy in one week! (This was verified during your experiments with the pill. :P)
I wish to be able to water bend!
Uh...what do we do now?
Well, fine. I'll take the initiative.
I wish I was asleep.
(Even though I love the little conversations you and I, and Iced and I had/are having.)
Granted, but insomnia.
I wish everything was turquoise.
Wish granted, but because everything is turquoise you can't tell the difference between things and use a pistol instead of a hairdryer killing yourself...
I wish for internet that allows me to play wow (sigh @ portsettings from housing companies!)
Granted, but it only works on certain dates depending on the alignment of certain planets in certain solar systems.
I wish I could turn into a flying catfish.
GRANTED but you may only fly relative to the laws of motion, in that you must propel yourself!
I Wish I didn't get sever pains in my hand when i play games for long periods of time