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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    Granted, you now have a fish that could grant you three wishes, the only problem is the fish doesn't want too.

    I wish I'd been born as a cat.
    granted, but you strayed too far into china town and you became the special of the day

    i wish i could fly

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    Quote Originally Posted by raveger View Post
    granted, but you strayed too far into china town and you became the special of the day

    i wish i could fly
    Granted, but on your first flight you got sucked into the turbofan engine of a Boeing 777 and got turned into mist.

    I wish I could stop and start time at will!
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    Stop dating strippers.
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    Kleinlax21 who is on your 'side' had no problem doing so.He also doesn't need to attack me in literally every sentence he types.

  3. #4523
    Granted, but while time is stopped, you can't actually do anything.

    I wish the whole "You can do anything, you just have to believe." thing was actually how it was.



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    Granted! You believe that one day we will meet aliens, so we do. They attack us and exterminate us, wait not all of us. They keep you alive for some torture sections. :P

    I wish we could have some kind of technology to discover what's in the deep ocean.

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    Granted, but it's Cthulhu, and he enslaves all of humanity.

    I wish that these aliens would stop torturing me.



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    Granted! Instead of being aliens torturing you, now it's humans doing it.

    I wish we didn't have to poo. (Naruto reference. :b)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Granted! Instead of being aliens torturing you, now it's humans doing it.

    I wish we didn't have to poo. (Naruto reference. :b)
    Granted. You never have to go poo. It stays in your body and soon it consumes you.

    I wish I was a movie star.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    Granted. You never have to go poo. It stays in your body and soon it consumes you.

    I wish I was a movie star.
    Granted, but still no one likes you.

    I wish my online classes weren't so boring :<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorillane View Post
    Granted, but still no one likes you.

    I wish my online classes weren't so boring :<
    Granted but those class will be nerfed and won't be viable for PVP or PVE
    I wish to have a portal to dalaran in RL
    Last edited by Maxilian; 2012-10-02 at 04:23 PM.

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    Granted, however once you get there you cannot get back, and you have no gold so in order to get money for food you have to take a job in the pub giving lap dances to Taurens to make a living!

    I wish my wife and I had the same days off so we could play WoW togather more.

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    Granted, but your WoW account get perma-banned for suspicious activity so she gets to play and you have to watch.

    I wish that I could fast forward time.
    These aren't the spoilers you're looking for.

    Move along.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Now, Waaldo is prepared to look for this person like Prince Charming testing everyone to see just how bad their psychological disorder is if their foot fits in the glass slipper.

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    Granted! You have now fast forward in time about 5 billion years, when the Sun will explode. Enjoy the heat!

    I wish I had the Force!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Granted! You have now fast forward in time about 5 billion years, when the Sun will explode. Enjoy the heat!

    I wish I had the Force!
    Granted, but you realize that it is only in this half baked game they call the old republic and you pull everything onto you and get stuck and your unstuck button doesnt work and the GM's dont care.

    I wish I had wow on my work computer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tchurch4502 View Post
    I wish I had wow on my work computer!
    This one is almost too easy.
    Granted, but your boss finds it and does not approve. It is no longer your work computer, as you no longer have a job.

    I wish everyone was geeks.

  15. #4535
    Granted, but since everyone is a geek nobody can get laid...you will now be the last of our society as the human race becomes extinct!

    I wish it was summer all year long!

  16. #4536
    Granted, but everyday the temperature raises one degree, until we're eventually pushed underground to survive.

    I wish it wasn't so hot because somebody *coughs* roflmfao *coughs* wanted it to always be summer.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but everyday the temperature raises one degree, until we're eventually pushed underground to survive.

    I wish it wasn't so hot because somebody *coughs* roflmfao *coughs* wanted it to always be summer.
    Granted, but now the sun will never shine again.

    I wish I could control time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickz View Post
    Granted, but now the sun will never shine again.

    I wish I could control time.
    Granted but you lose yourself in space and time unable to return to our present time.

    I wish i got hit capped

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    Quote Originally Posted by ridish View Post
    Granted but you lose yourself in space and time unable to return to our present time.

    I wish i got hit capped
    granted. you are hit by a truck while wearing a baseball bat.

    I wish my internship would result in a job at the company.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. you are hit by a truck while wearing a baseball bat.

    I wish my internship would result in a job at the company.
    Granted, but you still don't get payed.

    I wish for rain to be restricted to something that only happens at night.

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