Granted, but while time is stopped, you can't actually do anything.
I wish the whole "You can do anything, you just have to believe." thing was actually how it was.
Granted! You believe that one day we will meet aliens, so we do. They attack us and exterminate us, wait not all of us. They keep you alive for some torture sections. :P
I wish we could have some kind of technology to discover what's in the deep ocean.
Granted, but it's Cthulhu, and he enslaves all of humanity.
I wish that these aliens would stop torturing me.
Granted! Instead of being aliens torturing you, now it's humans doing it.
I wish we didn't have to poo. (Naruto reference. :b)
Granted, however once you get there you cannot get back, and you have no gold so in order to get money for food you have to take a job in the pub giving lap dances to Taurens to make a living!
I wish my wife and I had the same days off so we could play WoW togather more.
Granted! You have now fast forward in time about 5 billion years, when the Sun will explode. Enjoy the heat!
I wish I had the Force!
Granted, but since everyone is a geek nobody can get laid...you will now be the last of our society as the human race becomes extinct!
I wish it was summer all year long!
Granted, but everyday the temperature raises one degree, until we're eventually pushed underground to survive.
I wish it wasn't so hot because somebody *coughs* roflmfao *coughs* wanted it to always be summer.