1. #4541
    Quote Originally Posted by Rickz View Post
    Granted, but you still don't get payed.

    I wish for rain to be restricted to something that only happens at night.
    Granted, but the same goes for sunlight.

    I wish for endless seas of vodka.

  2. #4542
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    Quote Originally Posted by Important View Post
    Granted, but the same goes for sunlight.

    I wish for endless seas of vodka.
    Granted, but you fall into the endless sea and drown.

    I wish i could travel freely through space.

  3. #4543
    Granted, but you can't control the speed you go at, and quickly leave the cosmos, getting lost in infinite darkness.

    I wish the poster below me lives for eternity.



  4. #4544
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I wish the poster below me lives for eternity.
    Granted, but I control eternity and wish it to end... now.

    I wish for no wishes on the next page to end in the death of the wisher, humanity itself, any planets, stars or galaxies, or the universe/multiverse/omniverse.

  5. #4545
    Granted, all of the posters on page 116 (going off of 40 per page), are now immortal. However, they feel pain thousands of times more than usual, so have fun you sick people.

    I wish my headache would go away.



  6. #4546
    Granted, but now you have a stomach ache.

    I wish I could play the Team Fortress 2 economy better.

  7. #4547
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but now you have a stomach ache.

    I wish I could play the Team Fortress 2 economy better.
    Granted but now all you can do is play the ecomony, and there is nothing else you can do! Enjoy all that money!

    I wish my house was self cleaning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roflmfao View Post
    Granted but now all you can do is play the ecomony, and there is nothing else you can do! Enjoy all that money!

    I wish my house was self cleaning.
    Granted, but when it "cleans" it just destroys everything on the floor. Have fun having no chairs!

    I wish the concept of dailies never existed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artravus View Post
    Granted, but when it "cleans" it just destroys everything on the floor. Have fun having no chairs!

    I wish the concept of dailies never existed.
    granted. they've turned into hourlies and now require an hourly investment to keep up, because you lose 1 VP for every hour you don't do an hourly, even if you're offline.

    I wish developers and publishers would stop treating the PC like a red headed stepchild and would release games simultaneously on all platforms, with the PC having a keyboard and mouse friendly interface, better optimized graphics (both visual and performance wise) and less intrusive DRM.

  10. #4550
    Granted, but you eat both of your hands in your sleep and can no longer play any thing

    I wish I could meet a person, and just considered them a "friend" and not really give two shits about them
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    Haters gonna hate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotted View Post
    Granted, but you eat both of your hands in your sleep and can no longer play any thing

    I wish I could meet a person, and just considered them a "friend" and not really give two shits about them
    granted, but you end up falling in love with that friend but they reject you and you spend your entire life stalking them

    I wish the Oakland A's won the AL west... oh wait THEY DID!

    but seriously

    I wish to be able to travel through the multiverse at will with complete control over where i end up.

  12. #4552
    Granted, but doing so transforms you into a random inanimate object upon arrival.

    I wish I knew some form of martial arts.
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  13. #4553
    Granted, you now know Granny-Fu, and it's only effective against grandmothers.

    I wish I had Nibbler from Futurama as a pet.



  14. #4554
    Granted, but the Nibbler eats your family.

    I wish I could fly.

  15. #4555
    Granted, but you can only fly while having non-stop explosive diarrhea, after 1-2 minutes of which will cause you to pass out into a free fall.

    I wish this cookie I got from the cafeteria at work wasn't so soft and delicious, now I'm gonna get fat.

  16. #4556
    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    Granted, but you can only fly while having non-stop explosive diarrhea, after 1-2 minutes of which will cause you to pass out into a free fall.

    I wish this cookie I got from the cafeteria at work wasn't so soft and delicious, now I'm gonna get fat.
    Granted. You get fat anyway.

    I wish for $87.
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

  17. #4557
    Granted, but you get it in 87 installments of $1.00 every year for 87 years.

    I wish I didn't lose my chapstick.

  18. #4558
    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    Granted, but you get it in 87 installments of $1.00 every year for 87 years.

    I wish I didn't lose my chapstick.
    Granted, but the chapstick is permanently attached to your face.

    I wish for my wish to not get corrupted.

  19. #4559
    Granted, but somebody beat my ass, came to the keyboard and corrupted it anyway. With corruption!!!

    I wish I didn't have class tonight.

  20. #4560
    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    I wish I didn't have class tonight.
    Granted, but you have 3 finals instead...

    i wish gas prices in CA weren't so fucking high!!!

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