Granted, there is now no gas at all in CA.
I wish for a meringue.
Granted, there is now no gas at all in CA.
I wish for a meringue.
Granted, but every time you try to say the word 'meringue', you FUS-RO-DAH instead and frontal-cone force f*%@ everything in front of you.
I wish I could conjure the motivation to begin exercising.
Granted, however you conjure so much motivation you become obsessed with exercise ...infact so obsessed that is all you do to the point you skip work to exercise and lose your job and your house, but hey, your physically fit as you squeeze up against an exhaust vent to keep warm in the streets at night waiting for a good spot in the soup line.
I wish my lawn would cut itself and I never had to mow it.
Granted. It bleeds all over and now you have paranormal "experts" around it constantly acting like idiots.
I wish posters on this page never felt pain again!
(So no killing wishers or blowing up anything with a large mass [except certain people's mothers] until post #4641 or my wish was not granted!)
Granted, nobody can feel physical pain, but every is either blind, deaf, or mute. (It's random which one they get.)
I wish that scientists find a way to make it so nobody ever gets hungry again.
Granted, We all are veggies now. now we will have to plant veggies and there is no room for animal life anymore. Now they eat us cuz of fast evolution.<
I wish world peace ^^
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Granted but due to god thinking us humans are the blight on the planet,we are wiped out as a species and the world is finally at peace.
I wish old ladies didnt lift their skirts up at family occasions when ever there is dancing to be had!
Granted, they won't lift their skirts, because there is no dancing anymore! Instead the ladies will pull your cheeks till they are hanging on your shoulders:O
I wish for a motorcycle with jet engines!
Granted but you soon find yourself in outer space heading towards the sun. Good luck with trying to breath and not get burned to a crisp up there.
I wish something bad happens (no deaths) to the family (and not to me) so that Thanksgiving gets cancelled and I get 3 whole days to myself.
Granted, but it is a monopoly dollar
I wish I had a pokémon
Granted, but you have a Magikarp that's only able to evolve into a Gyarados the size of a garden snake.
I wish there was a bathroom in my basement workspace so I didn't have to walk all the way upstairs to pee.
Granted but it flushes into a septic tank which then floods into your basement, drowning you in your own excrement.
I wish for world peace and prosperity
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." ~Frank Sinatra
Granted, but it doesn't last. World peace results in numerous jobs lost from weapon and self defense businesses. As everyone is prosperous, the inflation rate skyrockets to account for it. Together with lost jobs it's an economic crysis worldwide. That hotdog over there... $3000, ketchup costs extra.
I wish for a sexy hot 20 year old girl to be my sex slave and do any bidding I desire.
Granted, and she is even more beuatiful and willing than you ever imagined...however her overprotective father (who is built like a Tauren) refuses to let her out of his sight so you never have the opportunity to be alone with her.
I wish my guild was ready to start raiding MoP.
Granted, but you are also kicked out of your guild.
I wish for a giant fan that I could kick people into.
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