1. #4601
    Granted, nobody can feel physical pain, but every is either blind, deaf, or mute. (It's random which one they get.)

    I wish that scientists find a way to make it so nobody ever gets hungry again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, nobody can feel physical pain, but every is either blind, deaf, or mute. (It's random which one they get.)

    I wish that scientists find a way to make it so nobody ever gets hungry again.
    Granted, but since hunger is the bodys way to make us know we should probably eat something, every human dies from starvation.

    I wish i had a bag of candy with an infinitive ammount of candy inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ridish View Post
    Granted, but since hunger is the bodys way to make us know we should probably eat something, every human dies from starvation.

    I wish i had a bag of candy with an infinitive ammount of candy inside.
    No! No! Bad Vaultboy, nobody was supposed to die on this page, you evil fiend!

    Granted, but your teeth all rot into oblivion.

    I wish nobody had to suffer, ever again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I wish nobody had to suffer, ever again.
    Granted. But because nobody suffers, nobody can tell the difference between feeling good and bad, which makes all emotions disappear and people die, because they don't notice that they are hurt/ill.

    I wish that all people were vegetarians/vegans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Davillage View Post
    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    So all vegans want to kill animals.

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    Granted, We all are veggies now. now we will have to plant veggies and there is no room for animal life anymore. Now they eat us cuz of fast evolution.<

    I wish world peace ^^
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    Granted but due to god thinking us humans are the blight on the planet,we are wiped out as a species and the world is finally at peace.

    I wish old ladies didnt lift their skirts up at family occasions when ever there is dancing to be had!

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    Granted, they won't lift their skirts, because there is no dancing anymore! Instead the ladies will pull your cheeks till they are hanging on your shoulders:O

    I wish for a motorcycle with jet engines!

  8. #4608
    Granted but you soon find yourself in outer space heading towards the sun. Good luck with trying to breath and not get burned to a crisp up there.

    I wish something bad happens (no deaths) to the family (and not to me) so that Thanksgiving gets cancelled and I get 3 whole days to myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skippy88 View Post
    I wish something bad happens (no deaths) to the family (and not to me) so that Thanksgiving gets cancelled and I get 3 whole days to myself.
    Granted. Your whole family is sick and Thanksgiving gets cancelled. You will also get three whole days to yourself, yet because everyone's sick, you have to take care of them, because nobody else can.

    I wish to gain ten kilogramms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schwarzwind View Post
    I wish to gain ten kilogramms.
    Granted. Because of the yoyo-effect you loose them in two weeks again, and the additional limp skin remains.

    I wish I had a Dollar.
    Quote Originally Posted by Davillage View Post
    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    So all vegans want to kill animals.

  11. #4611
    Granted, but it is a monopoly dollar

    I wish I had a pokémon

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    Granted, but you have a Magikarp that's only able to evolve into a Gyarados the size of a garden snake.

    I wish there was a bathroom in my basement workspace so I didn't have to walk all the way upstairs to pee.

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    Granted but it flushes into a septic tank which then floods into your basement, drowning you in your own excrement.

    I wish for world peace and prosperity
    “Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." ~Frank Sinatra

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    Granted, but it doesn't last. World peace results in numerous jobs lost from weapon and self defense businesses. As everyone is prosperous, the inflation rate skyrockets to account for it. Together with lost jobs it's an economic crysis worldwide. That hotdog over there... $3000, ketchup costs extra.

    I wish for a sexy hot 20 year old girl to be my sex slave and do any bidding I desire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nario64 View Post
    Granted, but it doesn't last. World peace results in numerous jobs lost from weapon and self defense businesses. As everyone is prosperous, the inflation rate skyrockets to account for it. Together with lost jobs it's an economic crysis worldwide. That hotdog over there... $3000, ketchup costs extra.

    I wish for a sexy hot 20 year old girl to be my sex slave and do any bidding I desire.
    Granted, and she is even more beuatiful and willing than you ever imagined...however her overprotective father (who is built like a Tauren) refuses to let her out of his sight so you never have the opportunity to be alone with her.

    I wish my guild was ready to start raiding MoP.

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    Granted, but you are also kicked out of your guild.

    I wish for a giant fan that I could kick people into.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    Granted, but you are also kicked out of your guild.

    I wish for a giant fan that I could kick people into.
    Granted. But no you don't get a huge flying fan above your bed. You get a FAN that is creepy, stalks you all the time playing your favorite jams outside your window. Who holds a finger shouting he's your number one fan and he never leaves you alone..ever..but you can kick people into him.

    I wish to have control over Russia, China military and move them with my mind.

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    Granted, but due to having control of all of their minds, you hear all of their thoughts. At once. This quickly drives you utterly insane, which then drives each of the soldiers insane, causing them all to become 28 Days Later-like zombies, killing anyone and everyone they see. You eventually have a moment of clarity, seeing what your madness has done and all the innocent lives lost, and in that moment of clarity you decide to take your own life using the Full Carradine method of Erotic Asphyxiation....

    I wish for the power to grant my own wishes

    (Incidentally, this is the best forum game ever)
    Last edited by Dave131; 2012-10-05 at 08:44 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    I wish to have control over Russia, China military and move them with my mind.
    Granted, but it's too much information for your brain and it melts out of your nose.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave131 View Post
    I wish for the power to grant my own wishes
    Granted, but you can't decide what to wish for first.

    I wish I had a wish that could not be corrupted.
    Last edited by BlackPyramid; 2012-10-05 at 08:49 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Davillage View Post
    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    So all vegans want to kill animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackPyramid View Post
    I wish I had a wish that could not be corrupted.
    Granted, but the wish you wished for is not this wish and thus this wish can be corrupted and your other wish shall remain unwished because your original wish was corrupted. But that wish, which does not exist because of the corruption of the first wish, shall remain uncorrupted.

    I wish this forum game will never end.
    Last edited by Nario64; 2012-10-05 at 09:21 PM.

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