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    Granted, but it's because she put a gun up to his head, and pulled your trigger.

    I wish Pokemon were real.



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    Granted, but they have been set free by PETA, and now are causing havoc, and eating away human resources.
    I want this doll.
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    Granted,but due to the wishing fairy having a corrupted ear she didnt hear you properly and turned you into that doll instead,forever encased in glass in a museum nobody visits,except that weird guy that wee's on paintings.

    I wish guy forkes got the job done or somebody would repeat his work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    I wish guy forkes got the job done or somebody would repeat his work!
    Granted. Guy Forkes finished his design of the fork. It is now just two giant prongs instead of four or five small ones, and looks suspiciously like a flattened spork.

    I wish I was less pedantic.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted. Guy Forkes finished his design of the fork. It is now just two giant prongs instead of four or five small ones, and looks suspiciously like a flattened spork.

    I wish I was less pedantic.
    Granted but you now start losing your stuff

    I wish i could start working and stop posting stuff in this thread T.T

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    Granted, you now get an electrical shock every time you think about anything other then your work. (also, yay at your avatar ^_^)

    I wish I had it all.
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    Granted, but by having it all you leave everyone else with nothing. Thus depriving them of food, water and shelter, be basic necessities of life. Everyone else dies, you're now alone with your wealth of everything. Enjoy!

    I wish I had telekinetic powers.

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    Granted, but you can't deactivate your powers so you will never be able to touch anything again without making it float.

    I wish for summer weather all year long.
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    Granted. Summer weather, all year everywhere. Polar ice caps melt. Apocalypse. **slow clap**

    I wish my dick was 10 inches long
    “Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." ~Frank Sinatra

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave131 View Post
    Granted. Summer weather, all year everywhere. Polar ice caps melt. Apocalypse. **slow clap**

    I wish my dick was 10 inches long
    Granted. But you have problems getting a boner, and you ejaculate early...even when you're 50. :P

    I wish I had wings.
    Infractions this, infractions that.
    There's my sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    Granted. But you have problems getting a boner, and you ejaculate early...even when you're 50. :P

    I wish I had wings.
    granted. you now have a bucket of uncooked hot wings.

    I wish I had unlimited budget and time for videogames.

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    Granted, however, you can't spend any of that money on food, or other basic needs.

    I wish Steam was more stable, and could go at least a month without going down.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, however, you can't spend any of that money on food, or other basic needs.

    I wish Steam was more stable, and could go at least a month without going down.
    Granted. Steam is stable. Yet somehow your account been hacked and all your games/information is gone.

    I wish to know the true meaning of what it is to live

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    Granted, but you realize there isn't actual any meaning to life, which depresses you.

    I wish my most recent thread was the most popular thread on Mmo-c.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you realize there isn't actual any meaning to life, which depresses you.

    I wish my most recent thread was the most popular thread on Mmo-c.
    Granted, but then the most popular thread no longer is the most popular thread and the OP of that thread gets sad

    I wish i don't have to get up for school in 4 hours

    *BZZT electrical shock*

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    Granted, you now have to get up for school in 2 hours.

    I wish for 1000 years of darkness.
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    Granted, you have a copy of a book called "1000 years of darkness."

    I wish I had a wish to make a wish for a wish to call somebodies wish a fish.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, you have a copy of a book called "1000 years of darkness."

    I wish I had a wish to make a wish for a wish to call somebodies wish a fish.
    Granted, but as a result i spent half my math lesson trying to figure out what the hell you were wishing for and now i have to do all my work when i get home

    I wish i didn't have to corrupt your wishes to make a wish.

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    Granted, you no longer have to corrupt my wishes, causing the game to break, sending Mmo-C into an endless void of non-existence.

    I wish I didn't have insomnia.



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    granted, you now have narcolepsy.

    I wish i didn't have narcolepsy

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