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    Granted,but after about an hour you start to turn to cheese and stink outlandishly bad.

    I wish X-factor would never ever ever ever again be shown on tv ever ever everrrrrr.

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    Granted, but the show now takes place in front of your house.

    I wish for all annoying people to be turned into tiny insects.

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    Granted, but it turns out everyone is annoying to someone, including you, so the whole of the humans race is turned into little buggies.

    I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller....
    “Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." ~Frank Sinatra

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave131 View Post
    Granted, but it turns out everyone is annoying to someone, including you, so the whole of the humans race is turned into little buggies.

    I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller....
    You turn out to be a bit taller and a baller. In fact you turn back into 2pac you're so baller. Right before he get's shot in Las Vegas.

    I wish that I could army a army that would do whatever I asked.

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    Granted, but it's an army of ants, and you torment your sister with them but that's about it. (beware the dreaded magnifying glass, it's your army's biggest nemesis)

    I wish daddy would stop hitting mommy.

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    Granted, but it's because she put a gun up to his head, and pulled your trigger.

    I wish Pokemon were real.



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    Granted,but due to the wishing fairy having a corrupted ear she didnt hear you properly and turned you into that doll instead,forever encased in glass in a museum nobody visits,except that weird guy that wee's on paintings.

    I wish guy forkes got the job done or somebody would repeat his work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    I wish guy forkes got the job done or somebody would repeat his work!
    Granted. Guy Forkes finished his design of the fork. It is now just two giant prongs instead of four or five small ones, and looks suspiciously like a flattened spork.

    I wish I was less pedantic.

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    Granted. Guy Forkes finished his design of the fork. It is now just two giant prongs instead of four or five small ones, and looks suspiciously like a flattened spork.

    I wish I was less pedantic.
    Granted but you now start losing your stuff

    I wish i could start working and stop posting stuff in this thread T.T

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    Granted, you now get an electrical shock every time you think about anything other then your work. (also, yay at your avatar ^_^)

    I wish I had it all.
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    Granted, but by having it all you leave everyone else with nothing. Thus depriving them of food, water and shelter, be basic necessities of life. Everyone else dies, you're now alone with your wealth of everything. Enjoy!

    I wish I had telekinetic powers.

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    Granted, but you can't deactivate your powers so you will never be able to touch anything again without making it float.

    I wish for summer weather all year long.

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    Granted. Summer weather, all year everywhere. Polar ice caps melt. Apocalypse. **slow clap**

    I wish my dick was 10 inches long
    “Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." ~Frank Sinatra

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave131 View Post
    Granted. Summer weather, all year everywhere. Polar ice caps melt. Apocalypse. **slow clap**

    I wish my dick was 10 inches long
    Granted. But you have problems getting a boner, and you ejaculate early...even when you're 50. :P

    I wish I had wings.
    Infractions this, infractions that.
    There's my sig.

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    Granted. But you have problems getting a boner, and you ejaculate early...even when you're 50. :P

    I wish I had wings.
    granted. you now have a bucket of uncooked hot wings.

    I wish I had unlimited budget and time for videogames.

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    Granted, however, you can't spend any of that money on food, or other basic needs.

    I wish Steam was more stable, and could go at least a month without going down.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, however, you can't spend any of that money on food, or other basic needs.

    I wish Steam was more stable, and could go at least a month without going down.
    Granted. Steam is stable. Yet somehow your account been hacked and all your games/information is gone.

    I wish to know the true meaning of what it is to live

  18. #4618
    Granted, but you realize there isn't actual any meaning to life, which depresses you.

    I wish my most recent thread was the most popular thread on Mmo-c.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you realize there isn't actual any meaning to life, which depresses you.

    I wish my most recent thread was the most popular thread on Mmo-c.
    Granted, but then the most popular thread no longer is the most popular thread and the OP of that thread gets sad

    I wish i don't have to get up for school in 4 hours

    *BZZT electrical shock*

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    Granted, you now have to get up for school in 2 hours.

    I wish for 1000 years of darkness.
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