Granted, but it's an army of ants, and you torment your sister with them but that's about it. (beware the dreaded magnifying glass, it's your army's biggest nemesis)
I wish daddy would stop hitting mommy.
Granted, but it's because she put a gun up to his head, and pulled your trigger.
I wish Pokemon were real.
Granted,but due to the wishing fairy having a corrupted ear she didnt hear you properly and turned you into that doll instead,forever encased in glass in a museum nobody visits,except that weird guy that wee's on paintings.
I wish guy forkes got the job done or somebody would repeat his work!
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Granted, you now get an electrical shock every time you think about anything other then your work. (also, yay at your avatar ^_^)
I wish I had it all.
Granted, but by having it all you leave everyone else with nothing. Thus depriving them of food, water and shelter, be basic necessities of life. Everyone else dies, you're now alone with your wealth of everything. Enjoy!
I wish I had telekinetic powers.
Granted, but you can't deactivate your powers so you will never be able to touch anything again without making it float.
I wish for summer weather all year long.
Granted. Summer weather, all year everywhere. Polar ice caps melt. Apocalypse. **slow clap**
I wish my dick was 10 inches long
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." ~Frank Sinatra
Granted, however, you can't spend any of that money on food, or other basic needs.
I wish Steam was more stable, and could go at least a month without going down.
Granted, you now have to get up for school in 2 hours.
I wish for 1000 years of darkness.
Granted, you have a copy of a book called "1000 years of darkness."
I wish I had a wish to make a wish for a wish to call somebodies wish a fish.