1. #4681
    Granted, but that gorgeous girl leaves the instant she sees you.

    I wish i could be awake for all eternity without my body getting all wierd because i haven't slept.

  2. #4682
    Granted, but after a few years of constant activity, you grow increasingly insane and out of touch with reality because you can't get a rest from your own mind. Shortly after this realization, you begin to completely lose your mind, wishing for a way to sleep for just a little while to get out of your own head for a while.

    I wish I didn't have to fart so badly in class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    Granted, but after a few years of constant activity, you grow increasingly insane and out of touch with reality because you can't get a rest from your own mind. Shortly after this realization, you begin to completely lose your mind, wishing for a way to sleep for just a little while to get out of your own head for a while.

    I wish I didn't have to fart so badly in class.
    Granted, you now vomit uncontrollably over everyone in your class. Also you smell horrible.

    IwishIcouldfindmyspacebar.

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    Granted, but now your keyboard is gone.

    I wish I had a large mallet that could solve any problem.
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  5. #4685
    Granted, but it only solves them when you hit yourself over the head.

    I wish I was immune to the heat and cold.



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    Granted your now a pavement slab.

    I wish hot women didnt eat their bogies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted your now a pavement slab.

    I wish hot women didnt eat their bogies.
    (Actually pavement compresses and expands with heat and cold. Hence why you'll see repair strips made of rubber on roads to allow for the swelling)

    Granted, but now they eat... well... two girls one cup should give you a good idea.

    I wish for a way to keep a mobile device continuously energized. Some sort of wireless energy transmitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nario64 View Post
    I wish for a way to keep a mobile device continuously energized. Some sort of wireless energy transmitter.
    Granted, but the phone doesn't work.

    I wish to have done better on my midterm.

  9. #4689
    Granted, you now did so good, the government abducts you for a top secret think tank.

    I wish I had total manipulation of gravity.



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    Granted, but it only works when you're asleep.

    I wish I had control of time.

  11. #4691
    Granted, but it only works when you're asleep.

    I wish that I could meet the "Heavy" (TF2) in real life. And he wouldn't inflict harm on me.

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    Granted, but he inflicts harm on everyone you know.

    I wish I had gotten some sleep last night.
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  13. #4693
    Granted, but you wouldn't have woken up.

    I wish my favorite color was blue.

    Ha, try to corrupt this in a horrible way! Just try!

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    Granted, but you're now completely incapable of distinguishing colors, they all look the same too you.

    I wish the sun wasn't so annoyingly bright.
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  15. #4695
    Granted, now there is no light at all.

    I wish Xyli Fal'Nalanti / Mynta Vali Daseriu would pick a more normal name, for convenience sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, now there is no light at all.

    I wish Xyli Fal'Nalanti / Mynta Vali Daseriu would pick a more normal name, for convenience sake.
    granted. however, you still only see the old names.

    I wish all PC games that now cost more than 29.99 EUR cost 29.99 EUR instead, with special editions and collector's editions being 10 and 20 EUR more expensive respectively.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

  17. #4697
    Granted, but because they're so cheap, they're now all shitty PC ports, making you dissatisfied with your purchase(s).

    I wish for another wish.

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    Granted but you cant use it until 3 seconds before you die.

    I wish i knew what icedwarrior wished for right before he dies in those 3 seconds of his.

  19. #4699
    Granted, but the wish was so perverse, you're better off not knowing.

    I wish I could properly assimilate in Japanese culture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish I could properly assimilate in Japanese culture.
    Granted. Japanese culture is now the exact same as where you are from.

    I wish these nightmares would stop, or at least be normal nightmares instead of dreams I end up thinking about and terrifying myself with later.

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