Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Deleted]

Granted, now there is no light at all.

I wish Xyli Fal'Nalanti / Mynta Vali Daseriu would pick a more normal name, for convenience sake.

granted. however, you still only see the old names.

I wish all PC games that now cost more than 29.99 EUR cost 29.99 EUR instead, with special editions and collector's editions being 10 and 20 EUR more expensive respectively.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but because they're so cheap, they're now all shitty PC ports, making you dissatisfied with your purchase(s).

I wish for another wish.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted but you cant use it until 3 seconds before you die.

I wish i knew what icedwarrior wished for right before he dies in those 3 seconds of his.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but the wish was so perverse, you're better off not knowing.

I wish I could properly assimilate in Japanese culture.

[Omertocracy]

I wish I could properly assimilate in Japanese culture.

Granted. Japanese culture is now the exact same as where you are from.

I wish these nightmares would stop, or at least be normal nightmares instead of dreams I end up thinking about and terrifying myself with later.

[Gogetaex]

Granted, but now you can never sleep.
I wish this thread would end.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,it ends when the universe implodes,but for funzies leaves you alive on a 4*4 rock naked with 2 homosexuals with 12 inches penis's who are very very horny.

I wish i agreed to that 3-sum i was offered by 2 girls back in 2006 (What an idiot!!!!!)

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it was a bait and switch, you got abducted, held for ransom, which went unpaid, causing them to kill you.

I wish I had an infinite amount of funding and had the ability to handpick a team of developed to make my dream game.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you die before its finished

I want 10 Million Dollar

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but it was stolen from a bank; you are now wanted by the police, and must live your entire life running from the law.

"I wish, I wish I was a fish."

[Balazaar]

Granted, but now even simple things cost at least $20 million ...

I wish most people were more intelligent.

[Deleted]

Granted, but now even simple things cost at least $20 million ...

I wish most people were more intelligent.

granted. the top 10% of the IQ world ranking is now retarded, meaning that 100, the base score, is now reached at a lower mental capacity. the remaining 90% now have a higher IQ score.

icedwarrior: granted. you're now Nemo right after he was kidnapped.

I wish that the nationalistic party that is currently winning the local elections was less right wing.

[Nario64]

Granted, but your country is shortly taken over by your neighboring country and you're now under a dictatorship. Way to go...

I wish dogs could talk.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but they can only talk in Ancient Sumerian.

I wish I had the ability to completely control every aspect of time.

[PvPisthelifeforme]

Granted, however you accidently unbirth yourself resulting in you no longer being alive.

I wish everyone looked like me!

[Wayne25uk]

Due to you not wishing it and instead only wanting it nothing happens. But as the law states you have to make a wish so the grim reaper is coming along at 14:52pm on Wednesday for your failings.

I wish i knew what to wish for.

[Nario64]

Granted, but now you can't wish for it because you've used your wish.

I wish the internet was a 3D interactive environment that looks like a city. Basically TRON.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you get trapped in it forever.

I wish I had a fish named Zish.

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, but he has terrible humour.

I wish I had my very own spaceship.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, but its huge and you have no one to help you run it

im a noob here so sorry if i step on toes...

I wish i could change into things, like animals