(D'oh I was beat to it by Mynta.)
Granted, and he takes your soul but then he feels he's done with the whole reaping thing and retires.
I wish I didn't kill Mynta by jumping around in his skull.
Granted, I'm no longer dead, and you're no longer in my skull.
I wish I had a personal chef that would cook for me, iced, Nario, and Dead, at all our wacky parties.
Reading A Song of Ice and Fire is like playing with an adorable puppy, then someone comes up out of nowhere, shoots the puppy and punches you in the face.
Stands in front of 100 enemies with 10% health left "Myeh, I'll save my potions for when I REALLY need them." - every rpg player ever.
Granted, you can now understand Japanese, but only while you're in a coma. Not very useful now, haha!
I wish I wasn't a cannibal, thanks to Gallahadd.
Granted, but since you're already Rise-chan, you end up dating an exactly copy of yourself.
I wish I was a fish.
Granted, but you can't see the differance between food and fish bait.
I wish i had a fishing pole.
Granted, but organized terrorist or paramilitary groups take control of the world, establishing multiple dictatorships, forcing people to be cannon fodder against the zombies.
I wish Lora had even more upbeat wishes than iced wished for.
Granted, but I didn't actually romance her and went for Yukiko instead.
I wish Teddy's fur wasn't so messed up.
Granted, he no longer have any fur.
I wish i knew who teddy is. Or was depending on how much he loved his fur...