1. #4841
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    Granted, but now she just stays at home looking at herself all day and you'll never see or hear from her again.

    I wish I was famous (on the Fun Stuff forums)

  2. #4842
    Granted, but you only became famous by spending six years of your time here, accumulating over 30,000 posts in Fun Stuff.

    I wish Nario was his avatar in real life, without the trapped in a box bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you only became famous by spending six years of your time here, accumulating over 30,000 posts in Fun Stuff.

    I wish Nario was his avatar in real life, without the trapped in a box bit.
    granted, hes now doing that inside your skull

    i wish to be famous here too, but have a different corruption to nairo
    I see Stupid people!

  4. #4844
    Quote Originally Posted by DeadNotSleeping View Post
    granted, hes now doing that inside your skull

    i wish to be famous here too, but have a different corruption to nairo
    Granted, you're now infamous as some guy who insulted Bibi, and got ban hammered by him on the front page.

    I wish that DeadNotSleeping was the Grim Reaper from the Persona series, in real life.

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    (D'oh I was beat to it by Mynta.)


    Granted, and he takes your soul but then he feels he's done with the whole reaping thing and retires.

    I wish I didn't kill Mynta by jumping around in his skull.

  6. #4846
    Granted, I'm no longer dead, and you're no longer in my skull.

    I wish I had a personal chef that would cook for me, iced, Nario, and Dead, at all our wacky parties.

  7. #4847
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, I'm no longer dead, and you're no longer in my skull.

    I wish I had a personal chef that would cook for me, iced, Nario, and Dead, at all our wacky parties.
    Granted, Hannibal Lecter

    I wish i didnt eat Mynta
    I see Stupid people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadNotSleeping View Post
    Granted, Hannibal Lecter

    I wish i didnt eat Mynta
    Granted, but instead Mynta eats you!

    I wish I was a Harmonixer from Shadowhearts
    Reading the A song of Ice and Fire series is like playing with an adorable puppy, then someone comes up out of nowhere and shoots the puppy, then punches you in the face

  9. #4849
    Quote Originally Posted by Gallahadd View Post
    Granted, but instead Mynta eats you!

    I wish I was a Harmonixer from Shadowhearts
    granted, its keyring size :P

    i wish i could understand japanese
    I see Stupid people!

  10. #4850
    Granted, you can now understand Japanese, but only while you're in a coma. Not very useful now, haha!

    I wish I wasn't a cannibal, thanks to Gallahadd.

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    Granted, you are now cannibalized by Gallahadd.

    I wish for nothing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thedead241 View Post
    I'm a prostitute. Men like to tell me secrets. And women.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robozerim View Post
    Also....my condolences to whoever is Lora's lover. You got matched up with a madman, regardless of his alignment.

  12. #4852
    Granted. You become envious of the amazingly fun times we are having getting wishes, and off yourself. For shame!

    I wish I could meet / date Rise-chan.

  13. #4853
    Granted, but since you're already Rise-chan, you end up dating an exactly copy of yourself.

    I wish I was a fish.

  14. #4854
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    Granted, but you can't see the differance between food and fish bait.

    I wish i had a fishing pole.

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    Granted. There is no fish or water left in the universe.

    I wish that MMO-Champion constantly played Justin Bieber/One Direction music with no way to mute the sound and the entire world had to listen to it on repeat for eternity.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thedead241 View Post
    I'm a prostitute. Men like to tell me secrets. And women.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robozerim View Post
    Also....my condolences to whoever is Lora's lover. You got matched up with a madman, regardless of his alignment.

  16. #4856
    Granted. You are now being tried for crimes against humanity.

    I wish that Lora would have more upbeat wishes.

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    Pandaren Monk Lora's Avatar
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    Granted, however a different Lora now has more upbeat wishes.

    I wish that all government was abolished because of the zombie apocalypse.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thedead241 View Post
    I'm a prostitute. Men like to tell me secrets. And women.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robozerim View Post
    Also....my condolences to whoever is Lora's lover. You got matched up with a madman, regardless of his alignment.

  18. #4858
    Granted, but organized terrorist or paramilitary groups take control of the world, establishing multiple dictatorships, forcing people to be cannon fodder against the zombies.

    I wish Lora had even more upbeat wishes than iced wished for.

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    Granted, but it is considered more upbeat to Lora.

    I wish asteroid 99942 Apophis would go through the keyhole, allowing for collision in April 13, 2036.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thedead241 View Post
    I'm a prostitute. Men like to tell me secrets. And women.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robozerim View Post
    Also....my condolences to whoever is Lora's lover. You got matched up with a madman, regardless of his alignment.

  20. #4860
    Granted, but as you never specified what it's colliding with, it's going to collide with an orbiting Justin Beiber.

    I wish that Mynta had chosen Rise first over Yumi.

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