Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Lora]

Granted, but it is considered more upbeat to Lora.

I wish asteroid 99942 Apophis would go through the keyhole, allowing for collision in April 13, 2036.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but as you never specified what it's colliding with, it's going to collide with an orbiting Justin Beiber.

I wish that Mynta had chosen Rise first over Yumi.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but I didn't actually romance her and went for Yukiko instead.

I wish Teddy's fur wasn't so messed up.

[Deleted]

Granted, he no longer have any fur.

I wish i knew who teddy is. Or was depending on how much he loved his fur...

[Deleted]

Granted, but now no one else remembers who Teddy is.

I wish for a Audi A4.

[Akshak]

Granted but you fail to realize Matchbox just put out an Audi subset so your A4 fits neatly in the palm of your hand.

I wish Juan Valdez and his trusty donkey would be granted Sainthood for being a proponent of Coffee Drinkers' rights everywhere.

[Lora]

Granted, there is no more coffee in the universe.

I wish that WoW was never created.

[Zazey]

Granted, there is no more coffee in the universe.

I wish that WoW was never created.

Granted, the world is now a significantly a better place and this game never existed on MMO-Champion because the site was never created.

I wish for a yacht.

[Lora]

Granted, but as previously stated before, there is no more water.

I wish someone would make me a milkshake.

[Nario64]

Granted, but my milkshake brought all the boys to the yard and they're like... *urg* (throwing up)

I wish this just became real.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,a swat team has been ordered to come find you and kill you,SHIT JUST GOT REAL BRO!

I wish Lora couldnt make any wishes until page 659.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but since real forum pros use 40 posts per page, that takes several years. In the meantime, Lora tracks you down and kills you for it.

I wish Lora wasn't in jail.

[Nario64]

Granted, she's been executed to make room for more inmates.

I wish my wish was the last wish in this game. Also, it comes with a fish.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but the fish is magical and revives the thread, using your life essence.

I wish magical fish weren't so evil.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but only a specific magical fish isn't evil now, you don't know which that is.

I wish I didn't have to do this school project.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, but only a specific magical fish isn't evil now, you don't know which that is.

I wish I didn't have to do this school project.

granted, you dont ever have to do one again, you fail school, life, and everything, also.... 42.

i wish i had a heart of gold, the spaceship, not an actual heart

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but even though it's a space ship, it replaces your normal heart. I don't think it'll fit all that well in your chest cavity.

I wish you whoever corrupts this wish to live a happy and successful life.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. But this wish only applies to Rise, the person I've become. ...wait, why would I want to corrupt this?

I wish this class would be over right now. Sadly, it hasn't even started yet...

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted. But this wish only applies to Rise, the person I've become. ...wait, why would I want to corrupt this?

I wish this class would be over right now. Sadly, it hasn't even started yet...

Granted! Fire Drill! except its not a drill, you are trapped.... it was nice knowing you Iced

i wish to know if im in Limbo and Mynta is Forever lost, in eternity, are we in the same place?

[ghostkitteh]

Granted! Fire Drill! except its not a drill, you are trapped.... it was nice knowing you Iced

i wish to know if im in Limbo and Mynta is Forever lost, in eternity, are we in the same place?

Granted. I'm lost within the physical manifestation of the concept of time, that spawned within it's own realm of reality. So, no we aren't. Which disappoints you and stuff, or something.

I wish Dead, iced, and Nario all got teleported into my realm.