Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted. I'm lost within the physical manifestation of the concept of time, that spawned within it's own realm of reality. So, no we aren't. Which disappoints you and stuff, or something.

I wish Dead, iced, and Nario all got teleported into my realm.

Granted! however, the laws of equivalent exchange mean that you and 2 other people get teleported out, whomever those other 2 are.

I wish i was an alchemist

[Rorick]

Granted! however, the laws of equivalent exchange mean that you and 2 other people get teleported out, whomever those other 2 are.

I wish i was an alchemist

Granted, and you successfully create the Philosopher's Stone and it's ability to grant immortality. However, you choke while trying to consume it.

I wish I had a box of wheat thins right now.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but it's only a box; it doesn't have any Wheat Thins in it. D'oh!

I wish that my delicious dinner would heat faster (to the proper temperature).

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, but it's only a box; it doesn't have any Wheat Thins in it. D'oh!

I wish that my delicious dinner would heat faster (to the proper temperature).

Granted! however, when the microwave DINGS! the meal is instantly transported to ME!

I wish iced made something i actually liked

[Lora]

Granted, ice makes justin bieber which you now like.

I wish people knew that my gender was male and not female.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, everyone in the world now knows your gender, along with everything else about you.

I wish I didn't know Lora's deepest, darkest secrets.

[Rorick]

Granted, everyone in the world now knows your gender, along with everything else about you.

I wish I didn't know Lora's deepest, darkest secrets.

Granted, but the lack of interesting secrets makes your brain implode from boredom.

I wish my Empoleon was real...

[Lora]

Granted, but the lack of interesting secrets makes your brain implode from boredom.

I wish my Empoleon was real...

Granted, it however hates you and runs away.

I wish Mynta didn't know the secret about that one prostitute that only had one leg that I hired for Cinco de Mayo.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but now he knows about the really, really weird fetishes you're into.

I wish I could find a song I liked.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you now absolutely love every song I put in my sig.

I wish I had an endless supply of shortbread cookies and tea.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but they're all stale and inedible.

I wish you (Mynta) had better taste in music.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but seeing as if taste is subjective, it doesn't really change at all.

I wish iced liked the music I like more.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but in doing so, the songs you like have become mainstream, and I've decided you're (now) hipster.

I wish more people knew about this trailer. (watch it in 720p, seriously).

[Temp name]

Granted, but Youtube crashes permanently, so no one can watch it ever again.

I wish school would end faster.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but Youtube crashes permanently, so no one can watch it ever again.

I wish school would end faster.

Granted, but you're actually being controlled similar to how a Sim is, however, after setting you to 40x speed (because screw 4x), the person controlling you leaves, causing your entirely lifespan to be sped up like that.

I wish I had the ability to speed up, slow down, and stop time for everyone and everything, in the universe.

[Lora]

Granted, however you are now stuck in a black hole and your powers do not extend out of it.

I wish for a global thermonuclear war to start soon on Earth so the radiation for the previous zombie apocalypse would take into effect.

[Akshak]

Granted but in turn you cause a Zombie Apocalyse where Lindsey Lohan now shows her sagging anatomy while trying to eat the one thing she never had.

I wish that my memory would fail before I do something stupid....on weekends.

[Omertocracy]

I wish that my memory would fail before I do something stupid....on weekends.

Granted. You now do stupid things all day every day... during the week.

I wish it had either snowed less or much more last night.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, it now snows three feet per day, for one week, everywhere in the world.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but your immune system sacrifices itself to help you today. For the rest of your life, you're sick.

I wish my group members would contribute more to this group project.